Sam

I’m tafting rn

[Sam @kitsune_copy]

My young Sheldon headcannons, a thread 🧵

[ohio eptine totenham😢😢😢😭 @spurs_redditt]

BACKROOMS Director ‘kane parsons” has reportedly called these set of pigs “men”.

He is 20 years old 😭😭😭😭

[Sam @kitsune_copy]

@freeashernow *best

[Drungshroom @drungshrooms]

couldnt hold my pee anymore so i went to the bathroom and saw my small penis tangled around my pubes but just as i was desperately freeing myself from my hairy cage it reminded me of when i unwrapped my wii u christmas gift when i was 12 as the 9-way stream was about to blow

[Rob @vilepluff]

plapping my greasy goonrod to wobbling pornmeat jigglecakes. ask me anything.

[Sam @kitsune_copy]

@freeashernow Be a good goy for Kevin

[Sam @kitsune_copy]

@freeashernow Literally the exact opposite 😭

[goofy @goofyjokestar]

When your white friend loses the tracer 1v1 so he starts hitting himself

[Sam @kitsune_copy]

Tread lightly, Kevin.

[Sam @kitsune_copy]

@freeashernow lol u so funny I hope shea hits yours

[Asher @freeashernow]

heaven is a place in my bathroom, that is where i do my pee and poo but to video games by lana del ray

[Sam @kitsune_copy]

Post it on your main pls

[Sam @kitsune_copy]

That one coworker who needs to fucking DIE

[moved accounts check 📌 @n0cturne_ra1n]

He was made without a soul but loved enough to be given one.

[The Halo 2 Brute Captain @PoopShipDestyr]

Please stop putting this on timeline it give me a boner.

[🦀🪨Beetles o'toole 🪨🦀(comms open) @beetleoid]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"Tung Tung god"

[BURN! @KelsoBurnsUAll]

When the AI bubble finally pops but it takes TRIPLE T with it: