Kitt Cait

Writing steamy fiction in the frozen North! Canadian author of LGBTQ+ paranormal erotic romance.

True love, positivity, and The Weird Stuff™.

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Sorry (#sorrynotsorry) twitter, for ignoring you while I'm dealing with that 2020 life. I do still check my notifications! Ish!

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@rachsyme HAHAHA the 2021 struggle. I (a 30-something with non-teen skin) really like Origins Original Skin Retexturizing Mask. It's a clay one that gets nice and crunchy and I feel like a new baby after rinsing it off.

[✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul]

A short story about decisions 🙂

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But speaking of coping strategies: if you aren't subscribed to this podcast--whether or not you actually enjoy cereal--you are whole-ass missing out.

[The Empty Bowl @EmptyBowlShow]

Cosmic Brownies for breakfast, green milk, and a mythical Garfield Cereal are only the tip of the milk-berg in our brand new episode!
https://t.co/GOT2EUsmmm

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Anyway why are brains like this, is what I want to know.

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Actually I wrote a (truly terrible) poem in university about this exact (truly terrible) February feeling and the fact that I am remembering its horrible existence now is really a measure of how far we are into the Depths of Despond over here.

[Cerealously 🥛🥣 @cerealouslynet]

i love cereal's claim about being "part of this balanced breakfast" basically boiling down to "hey, every scale needs a counterweight"

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February is always my worst month, and I have to tell you... we're really white-knuckling it this time, kids.

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Dune. It's time.

Other oldies on the top of the to-be-read pile: The Mosquito by Timothy C Wineguard; Pompeii by Robert Harris

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Anyway sorry everybody for getting aggressive about tacos on main. I haven't eaten dinner yet.

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DON'T TWEET ME TO TELL ME THAT EUROPE HAS TACOS, I KNOW THEY DO, I'VE EATEN THEM

THANKS

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Okay I literally JUST bought a house but every time this goes past on my feed... 👀👀

[Lonely Planet @lonelyplanet]

https://t.co/wIIQyXK1kS

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Like. I could run a taco stand out of the basement to finance the renovations! It would be fine!! ...Italians probably love tacos??

(When I lived in Romania, which was admittedly 10 years ago, they Did Not Have Tacos there and like. The European market is probably ready.)

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@FuckboisOfLit @evelynisaacks @katrinatputnam Yeah! All the finest murder ballads imo are about women doing the murders. For revenge. Or sport. He had it comin'.

[Mappers @CarolMaps]

IMPORTANT 👇🏼

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Spending New Year's Day sending Scary Adult Emails and doing Finance Things, which feels appropriate I guess... but also: AAAAAAAAAAAA.

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excuse a viral rt but THIS IS THE COOLEST SHIT

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ALSO YOU GUYS IT WAS SO FUCKING WHOLESOME. I THOUGHT I WAS BUYING A FLUFF READ. (Which it also was, no shade, it's my fave genre.)

This is a book I texted about at 4 AM, alienating all my friends, and I plan to alienate most of them further by forcing them to read it.

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Unexpected New Years #BookReview : Shoutout to Boyfriend Material by Alexis Hall @quicunquevult for being a) the bad decision I made at 12:15 AM to read instead of sleep last night and b) one of the funniest books I have ever read. Ever.

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Happy New Year everybody! If you're reading this, you made it--and so did I!!