allie 🫧

cybercrim, b.s. compsci, offsec engineer ✺ xotwod

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

Concerning.

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

the fake confidence of oh yeah I passed the exam no problem really does come naturally when I’m wine tipsy at a company happy hour

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

I love being wine tipsy!

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

Differentenly

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

just passed a cert exam with literally one week worth of studying Lol

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

lost in heaven

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

Cupcake durant

[SleeperThunder @SleeperThunder]

Kevin Durant is the most hated NBA player in Oklahoma, according to @RotoWireNBA’s “hate map.”

“Oklahoma's hatred of Durant is singular and enduring. Nearly a decade after he left the Thunder for Golden State's super-team, the state still hasn't forgiven him -- and given how that move reshaped the NBA's power structure, it's hard to blame them.”

#ThunderUp

[rio @pilgeousx]

Releasing the Victor Wembanyahu files

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

It’s all fun and games owning the shit out of a client on an internal pentest until I then do their assessment the year after and have fuck all for findings because they actually fixed their shit (yes, I have had clients pay for a 25k pentest just to not remediate anything)

[swish @swishismvp]

Meet ethical hoops everyone!

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

Ethical hoops they said

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

I got a bomb ass horchata latte though so it’s All Good

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

Colorado casual is very real bc tell me why I went to the farmers market across from my apartment today (I went to every single market Sunday last year too) wearing jeans, a sweater, and loafers and one of the vendors I was talking to said I look like a tourist . Girl.

[BIG RENNY 💕 @SHEG031]

Big mama is waiting!!!

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

Melanie’s crashouts this season are gonna be generational

[𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙊𝙁𝙁 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙔 @Playoffcity]

This why I can’t stand yall mfs

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

and she’s not an influencer god THIS is the love island we need

[allie 🫧 @kittenlyy]

kayda might be an all time bombshell