Carlota Zee, J.D.

Alumna @Wellesley, @IUMaurerLaw, #writer @HuffingtonPost, @xojane, @TheUndefeated Child actor. Adult boss. #Latina #entrepreneur-warlord. Chekhov & tequila.

[Carlota Zee, J.D. @kittenmagix]

What to do when a friend asks for a #referral, but they aren't right for the job @LaddersHQ - thanks for quoting me! https://t.co/c08T1TfmX2 #careeradvice #careercoach

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

C’mon folks, I can’t have Herschel Walker representing my mama.

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Lookin’ good, @CentralParkNYC

📷: @craigsbeds

[Kerry Jax 🦋 @kerryjax71]

Greatest squirrel feeder ever
https://t.co/CDdVfjMp1S

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Has Elon Musk apologized to the Pelosi family yet?

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

chomp or treat

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

Since it’s Halloween, it’s not a costume but we will never forget the woman who got arrested for being a fake Sign Language interpreter
https://t.co/QUWtfzXeAc

[Susan Orlean @susanorlean]

I honestly can’t remember if I’ve had kids with Elon Musk or not.

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

I want to be wealthy enough to leave notes for the house-sitter like: "If the leopard seems restless, he's allowed a Fresca (with ice) and two Ted Lassos."

[Carlota Zee, J.D. @kittenmagix]

@LizHackett All of your tweets make me cackle, you’re wonderful!

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

It’s so hot that every time I try to speak all that comes out is a Tennessee Williams monologue.

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

I want to be wealthy enough to leave notes for the house-sitter like: "The leopard can have 2 Frescas, then a 10 minute ride on the roller coaster. After that, he gets nauseated."

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

I decided to have that 5th cup of coffee, and now the ghost of Mary Todd Lincoln is in my living room demanding another demonstration of the remote control.

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

I'd be fine with a ghost in the house if every time a message in blood appeared on a wall it was something constructive like IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Kanye threatened the Jews yesterday on twitter and it’s not even trending. Why do mostly only Jews speak up against Jewish hate? The silence is so loud

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

[Tim Ryan @TimRyan]

I hope I made you proud tonight. RT if you’re ready to beat JD Vance and flip Ohio blue.

[Carlota Zee, J.D. @kittenmagix]

@emilycolucci Yesss! Was thinking last night after we saw Pearl about @A24 ability to create female leads who are recognizably human, tragic …& utterly terrifying!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

@ people who trash wildlife management areas