Maya 💖

[T @Ariathedoll]

Things I can’t picture myself as, no matter how hard I try:
– Pregnant
– A mom
– Pregnant and a mom

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.

Living the dream.

[ً @cryst6ls]

might quit my job to focus on summer

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

use that credit card girl we wont be here long

[sab @sabbyku]

doctor said i’m terminally ill and the only cure is You coming over and laying on top of me

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

me when I get back to my hometown for the holidays

[culture @notgwendalupe]

merry christmas eve

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love

[Maya 💖 @kittensack_]

@PopFlopHQ You cheated on her?? When she specifically asked you not to???

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

So what’s the plan to make people “want” to have children again?

4k a month mortgage to get a starter home, with both parents working full time, to afford two cars and bills, while daycare costs $1500 + a month per child, neighbors no longer help each other, and families live far apart… and even if they were close, everyone is working full time

Schools get out at 2:30 and corporations want everyone back in the office until 5 every day

One day at an amusement park for 4 costs 500 bucks

Call me crazy but it just doesn’t sound that appealing if I was young again

[Maya 💖 @kittensack_]

@lola_mainieri yes you have

[Maya 💖 @kittensack_]

Me: Why can’t I find a boyfriend??!!
How I flirt with men:

[‎lina @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

@Catshealdeprsn 🦋

[Maya 💖 @kittensack_]

@discowhoreslut

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

chipotle is wet food and taco bell is kibble

[Lola.Mainieri @lola_mainieri]

My fit is lethal and I smell delicious