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[cakes @budihurdd]

i have ascended to god’s country

[Cute @cutecorestar]

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
🌸🌸🌸🐱🌸🌸🌸
🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

This is going to hit boomer facebook like an atomic bomb.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i hope i find $12,500 on the floor later

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

i act like l'm okay but deep down inside i wanna get paid for doing nothing

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

99% of my sadness is solely based on the fact that I’m not rich yet.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

[Ajibola @4jibola]

this year i survived, next year i want to live.

[aleᵕ̈ @romansnby]

2025 year recap

jan - don't remember
feb - don't remember
mar - don't remember
april - don't remember
may - don't remember
june - don't remember
july - don't remember
aug - don't remember
sept - don't remember
oct - don't remember
nov - don't remember
dec - heated rivalry

[ً @cryst6ls]

i can’t keep up anymore. happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life

[K @_c0quit0]

R u mad cuz im filled with love and whimsy and you are not

[• @WordsCocoon]

december 1, monday...

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I don’t know what any of my exes are doing. I don’t know what any of my former friends are doing. and you’re not supposed to! there was a time when you just never saw a person again. I’m nostalgic for those times. disappear like a ghost! woooo!

[Ajibola @4jibola]

apparently i'm not even going through a lot, i just need money.

[matt @_dsppntdd]

wow look i’m joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe

[s @sumivibesss]

i bring a 'divorce your husband if he bothers you so much' vibe to gatherings that married ladies who complain a lot, dont like at all

[♰ @reeceollld]

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

looking at the amount of clean underwear i still have left in my suitcase and feeling proud that i didn’t piss myself every day on vacation like i guess i had planned to when i packed