Kitten For Sheriff

Your true sheriff of Hennepin County. Ignore the human ones ;)

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

Remember you’ll never regret voting for Kitten Sheriff…

[Max Nesterak @maxnesterak]

Exclusive: Hennepin County sheriff conceals bodycam footage by calling officers ‘undercover’ https://t.co/3Fs9KjDpvq

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

Watch her now lose in the general election to a kitten 😊

[taylr @taylr]

dawanna witt just withdrew her name from DFL endorsement for sheriff

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

May the best write-in candidate win!

[Mike Norton @NortonMpls]

Bob Odenkirk should be careful using this type of movie marketing in Minneapolis, because people might actually write in his name on the ballot instead of re-electing the ICE supporting incumbent Sheriff Witt

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

This wouldn’t happen with kitten sheriffs 😾

[taylr @taylr]

video from https://t.co/5RpzCgktM8 today at whipple outside minneapolis shows a hennepin county sheriff’s deputy shoving the head of a protestor who was already tackled into the ground

we need someone to challenge dawanna witt for sheriff. this brutality is unacceptable

[naomi @alexbobskers]

If Dawanna Witt paid any attention to literally anything she wouldn’t have her social media team logging on to defend gang patches

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

Kittens don’t wear masks, take your photos or work with ICE!

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This seems fishy as hell! This guy says he’s a Sheriff’s Deputy in Hennepin County,but he’s acting like a ICE agent! This woman said she hasn’t seen any another Sheriff’s Deputies wearing a mask & then taking a picture of her like ICE does! Is he working for ICE too!

[Paid to Agitate willing to annoy for free @larryn1966]

I am voting Kitten for Sherriff

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

Vote Kitten for Sheriff in 2026. Fuck ICE and Abolish the DHS!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact https://t.co/SuIXsUK2nE

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

The City of Minneapolis is telling residents to be prepared for the possibility for severe storms on Monday. https://t.co/TdMKwddKO1

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

Kitten Sheriffs are so much cheaper. One box of fancy feast and a new mouse toy is all we need…

[Jared Goyette @JaredGoyette]

More from @LydenFOX9, who brings the receipts to show that after the county started charging Sheriff Hutch for totaling his work SUV in a drunk driving crash, he went on a spending spree, eating and traveling at taxpayer expense. @FOX9 https://t.co/4ZQUw26fjQ

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

Stop voting for human sheriffs when you could be voting for kitten ones.

[Jared Goyette @JaredGoyette]

Bomshell report from @LydenFOX9, who obtained racist and homophobic texts and work emails that Sheriff Hutchinson sent members of his command staff, who provided them to an investigator the country hired to look into hostile work environment claims. https://t.co/dnupCm0jsX

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

How about voting for a Kitten for Governor? @kittengov says hi 👋

[Rich Stanek @stanekmn]

Today I’m declaring my candidacy to be your next Governor. Minnesotans deserve decisive leadership. I’m dedicated to protecting our families and businesses, not only in the metro, but in cities and towns across greater Minnesota. This is why my 1st priority is public safety.

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

Waiting…for kittens to take over.

[Has Hutch Resigned Yet? @HutchResignBot]

Day 50: No.

[Stacey Burns @WentRogue]

Idle lunchtime discussion about Hutchinson ends with my spouse suggesting: “Maybe you should run!” but my money’s on @kittensheriff

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

I'm just saying, if we'd elected the Kitten as Sheriff, he would never had driven his cruiser 125 mph while drunk on milk.

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

Remember you have no regrets when you Vote Kitten for Sheriff.

[Winter @deenafaywinter]

Whoa Sheriff Hutchinson was driving over 100 mph without a seat belt while under the influence, State Patrol says

[Kitten For Sheriff @kittensheriff]

No one regrets voting for a kitten sheriff. 😸