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@KittenswapHype A new update is approaching... Meow 👀

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[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Don Lemon: Who else was also gay?

Hunter Biden: I'm already in enough lawsuits Don. Are you asking me if Josh Hawley is gay? Are you asking me if Stephen Miller is gay? Are you asking me if Speaker Johnson is gay?

[Parit @KjdParit]

My 11-year-old brother came home from middle school looking pale and shaken. When I asked him why his glucose monitor had beeped twice during sixth period, he mumbled, "The teacher took my snack bag." I figured he was eating candy during a lecture and got reprimanded, but when I checked his log, his blood sugar had dropped to 58.
The next day...

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

When I became manager, I removed one rule everyone hated.

No doctor’s note was required for a sick day.

If you said you were sick, we believed you.

The staff loved it.

For the first few months, almost nobody abused it.

Then one Friday, five employees called in sick.

On Monday, photos appeared on social media.

Three of them had spent the weekend at a music festival.

The office erupted.

Some employees demanded they be fired.

“They lied. End of story.”

Others shrugged.

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

I found out my landlord had been entering my apartment without permission because he complained about a dirty plate I left in the sink. I just stared at his text. “Please try not to leave dirty dishes around. It can attract pests.”

I replied, “How do you know I have dirty dishes?” No response. I was at work, and nobody else had a key to my apartment.

About ten minutes later, he replied, “I entered earlier to check the smoke detector.” I said, “You entered my apartment today?” “Yes. It was just a quick inspection.”

[𝕮 @XCzsnx]

This happened at my brother's rehearsal dinner and we still don't talk about it. his fiancée's dad stood up to give a toast and started with "I've known my daughter her whole life obviously" which seemed like a weird thing to specify but okay. then he said "and I've known her fiancé for two years" and paused for way too long. my brother looked nervous. the dad goes "which is why I was surprised to find out he's been using my Netflix password for four years." dead silence. my brother's face went completely red. the dad pulled out his phone and started reading the watch history. "Grey's Anatomy, all seventeen seasons. The Bachelor. Selling Sunset." my future sister-in-law said "dad what are you doing" and he said "I'm just saying he's been part of the family longer than we knew." my mom whispered "is this a toast or a roast" and honestly nobody could tell. the dad sat down and said "welcome to the family officially I guess." my brother admitted he got the password from his fiancée before they were even dating and just never mentioned it. they got married anyway. the dad changed his password immediately after the wedding but gave my brother the new one at Christmas. family's just people who eventually share their streaming services.

[Trisha Hope - National Delegate-TX @JustTheTweets17]

I believe this man to be the greatest FRAUD ever perpetrated on the American people.

I say this as someone who walked the halls of congress for him 3 times, attended 42 rallies, became a state delegate and then a national delegate all to get him in office so he could keep the PROMISES he made.

He is a lying fraud who I sincerely hope is impeached and removed from office.

This time instead of walking the halls of congress for him, I will be walking the halls to have him removed and it can't come soon enough.

[Trust In Trump @Trustintrump47]

🚨 JD Vance is now claiming that when settlers arrived in the New World, they “found widespread child sacrifice” and that “Christian civilization ended the practice.”

Archaeologists and historians, including experts in North American Indigenous history, say this is a complete fabrication. There is zero evidence of widespread child sacrifice among First Nations.

This isn’t a slip.

It’s racist revisionism dressed up as patriotism.
And it tells you exactly how far they’ll go to rewrite history to justify oppression.
FOLLOW: @Trustintrump47

[Her_Nonymous_Diary @Her_Nonymous_D]

I knew the date was over before we’d even made it to the table.

We agreed to meet at 7:30.

By 7:35, nothing.

7:45? Still nothing.

By 8:00, I’d already convinced myself to leave when I saw him casually strolling toward the restaurant like he’d just stepped out for a quick walk. No rush. No concern. Not even the slightest hint that he’d kept someone waiting for half an hour.

He smiled, introduced himself, and reached out to shake my hand.

I smiled back and said, “We agreed to 7:30, right?”

He looked me dead in the eye and said, “Yeah… let’s go sit down.”

That was it.

No “Sorry I got held up.”

No “Traffic was terrible.”

No “I should’ve called.”

Nothing.

Just… “Let’s go sit down.”

I almost laughed because the audacity was genuinely impressive.

As the night went on, it somehow got worse. He talked almost exclusively about himself, his career, his achievements, the women who “usually chase him,” and how busy and important he was. Every sentence carried this weird energy, like my presence was a privilege he’d decided to grant me.

Meanwhile, I was thinking, You couldn’t even respect my time.

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[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

EMMER: The economy is starting to work for everyone

NEWSMAX: I do have to still point out that there are many Americans on both sides of the aisle who are feeling financial strain. What's your message to them?

EMMER: I'm going to push back on that. Nobody is talking about 99 cent eggs.

[Kitten Swipe Hyper @KittenSwapHyper]

@Mrning_Glory @TimHannan @BuckarooBerry How? Explain how?

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@BuckarooBerry @TimHannan You guys need to pay a company 50 million to change a light bulb and then you share part if that money among yourself.

[Kitten Swipe Hyper @KittenSwapHyper]

@shieldy67 @chefjoseandres Why do you say he does not understand what is happening in his own country? We all see. The world sees. As an american we have the right to speak up when we see injustice.

[Kitten Swipe Hyper @KittenSwapHyper]

@NatehasFaith @chefjoseandres He does not hate white people. He is not gay. And I grew up seeing all these rockers wear makeup and be gender fluid. Wear dresses skirts on stage with their long hairs. That looked gay as fuck. Nobody had a fit about it.

[Kitten Swipe Hyper @KittenSwapHyper]

@sourpatchpandaa @chefjoseandres People all over the world listen to english singers. In Puerto Rico we listen to english singers. A lot might not understand the lyrics. Same with other countries. Music and vibes.

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@Antmuse @chefjoseandres Sunken lower. Oh gays! Bad bad. Pedofilos muy bueno.

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@setupspawn H

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@herbalismguide1 @mizdukes @Mikel_Jollett Pedophile lover!

[Alberto C. Medina @AlbertoMedinaPR]

Bad Bunny's historic Grammy Award for Album of the Year, a week to the day before his Super Bowl halftime show, has cemented his status as a critically acclaimed global icon.

He's also a supporter of Puerto Rico's independence.

I wrote about it here: https://t.co/vQ3COg6TqB