#HeyGoogle, just curious, but why do all my emails from #GoogleMerchantCenter appear blank in Outlook 365? I have to “View Source” just to see what it says.
@Google
Nothing quite like clicking on an actors name fearing they are dead and then finding out they’ve actually been dead for 5 years so you process that like it’s just happened. 💔 #forfuckssake
How would that work, exactly? I want to hear them explain it to me. He’s been in abject misery for the last month, following several years of sporadic flare-ups of incapacitating pain, but your plan is to talk on the phone?
John finally had his ortho consult at #VA yesterday to assess whether he’s gonna finally get that #KneeReplacement, and they called on his way there to make sure he knew it was a virtual appointment. #VeteransHealth
one things for sure... i totally nerded out when i learned @TheRock's Tequila, @Teremana, had arrived today. as a documented agave junkie, all i could hope was that it didn't suck. damn you Rock!! you had to be great at this, too?!
Literally while I was writing that he came into my office and told me the stray just jumped over our fence by the bedroom window and is now in our backyard. That little bugger is playing for keeps.
John’s being stalked by a stray & it’s pretty funny—like, he makes it sound so dramatic as if it were the most adorable & non-terrifying horror movie plot ever—but it’d be funnier if I wasn’t worried we’re gonna have a #NewCat by🎄. #bringusallthecats#likeellisislandupinhere
My favorites. Yellow—science/technology, blue—mental health, green—general interest/how was that not already in there?
Time Traveler by @MerriamWebster: See which words were first recorded in #1983 https://t.co/gm5DRWQKP5
@SammieCadillac @CWestGourd I had pizza and cereal for dinner the other night, and I’m not even sorry. (John said it was the most college combination he could imagine, short of 99 cent ramen.)