Cathy

I’m Cathy. I’m a digital marketer who likes sarcasm, caffeine, books, the color blue, and small, furry animals.

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

#HeyGoogle, just curious, but why do all my emails from #GoogleMerchantCenter appear blank in Outlook 365? I have to “View Source” just to see what it says.

@Google

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

Is there any greater disappointment than realizing you bought two pounds of plain Greek yogurt instead of strawberry? #ThisIsWhatSadnessTastesLike

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

“ARE YOU OKAY?!”

[Bezos of the nasal🏳️‍🌈 @SuperSportsGirl]

My face is full of tears!! the way he says her name sends meeeee

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

#workingfromhome

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

@achernin @jameelajamil Ahhhh. Well, glad I didn’t have to take that hit today.

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

@jameelajamil I’m good, I just need a minute. And a drink. What time is it? 7:58 am. Fuck it, close enough.

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

Nothing quite like clicking on an actors name fearing they are dead and then finding out they’ve actually been dead for 5 years so you process that like it’s just happened. 💔 #forfuckssake

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

How would that work, exactly? I want to hear them explain it to me. He’s been in abject misery for the last month, following several years of sporadic flare-ups of incapacitating pain, but your plan is to talk on the phone?

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

John finally had his ortho consult at #VA yesterday to assess whether he’s gonna finally get that #KneeReplacement, and they called on his way there to make sure he knew it was a virtual appointment. #VeteransHealth

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

Dude, he's @TheRock. He’s good at everything.

[Tony Besson @TonyBesson]

one things for sure... i totally nerded out when i learned @TheRock's Tequila, @Teremana, had arrived today. as a documented agave junkie, all i could hope was that it didn't suck. damn you Rock!! you had to be great at this, too?!

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

Literally while I was writing that he came into my office and told me the stray just jumped over our fence by the bedroom window and is now in our backyard. That little bugger is playing for keeps.

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

John’s being stalked by a stray & it’s pretty funny—like, he makes it sound so dramatic as if it were the most adorable & non-terrifying horror movie plot ever—but it’d be funnier if I wasn’t worried we’re gonna have a #NewCat by🎄. #bringusallthecats #likeellisislandupinhere

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

@TitusNation Glad #AngryTeapot made the cut. Motion to add #ShornGrover next time. #round3

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

And because you just can’t beat this for cuteness—and you all need some cuteness right now—#REDPANDAS ATTACK!

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

My feed is all election all the time, so here, have a #puppy riding a tortoise.

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

That’s asking an awful lot.

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

My favorites. Yellow—science/technology, blue—mental health, green—general interest/how was that not already in there?

Time Traveler by @MerriamWebster: See which words were first recorded in #1983 https://t.co/gm5DRWQKP5

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

@SportingChap Tampa Bay won the Stanley Cup?!

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

While @sportingchap is having end-of-the-world dreams, I had one that my mom was mad at me for always taking/not returning her favorite fork. 🤷‍♀️

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

@SammieCadillac @CWestGourd I had pizza and cereal for dinner the other night, and I’m not even sorry. (John said it was the most college combination he could imagine, short of 99 cent ramen.)

[Cathy @kittivanilli]

That’s like the exact opposite of when I pour rum directly into the can. We might be related.