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@comedycentral #tradingplaces has taught me the societal value of a bet in the standard amount.

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You'll know it's time to euthanize me when I stop finding poop jokes funny.

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Tell me honestly which is more likely: getting killed on the south side of Chicago or getting hit by an asteroid on the moon.

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Actually, I'd earn more and have less stress and involvement with the MA DOR scrubbing toilets. Screw entrepreneurship.

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Small biz people hanging on through the recession should be ready to lose their companies and scrub toilets: http://bit.ly/wYrxT

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Does anyone know of a good backpack for running that can hold a netbook? Life would be perfect if my Nathan held it, but such isn't so.

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How is it that kittens can be so cute and cuddly and have such deadly gas?

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Poops. I am SO not getting a chest-rattling cough before the upcoming week from hell. Maybe I'll die of pneumonia before I get pitchforked.

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http://twitpic.com/40dsa - The most delicious idaho sunrise breakfast ever

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WHEEEEEEE. Running to procrastinate on work is the best way to get a happy long run.

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@brokeinthecity Two words: harem pants.

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I am going to get a pitchfork shoved into my delicate parts. Thanks, people we contract for.

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http://twitpic.com/3sdpl - Really pretty flowers, really scary woman in the house staring at me.

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I'm getting murdered next week when I go out to our partner's customer site. Anyone know if bulletproof vests are any good on pitchforks?

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Why do things that you do to help out your start-up business involve activities like tweezing your mother's beard hairs?

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My new glasses are goggley awesome!

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Running into work is awesome. Biking gets me there way too fast.

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I'm going to remove my bladder with a screwdriver and a hammer if this infection doesn't go away soon. Who knows of a good adult diaper?

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Given the line I saw at the Apple store at 10AM when hitting the radio shack, the ideal Apple customer is someone without a job.

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OMG! @sirenbicycles just finished the tour divide, 2500 miles of off-road bike racing that's been too much of a sausage party until now.