Luci Kolb

Road Warrior, Former/Wannabe Acrobat, Former/Wannabe Model, #PriusLife, #Vanlife

[Luci Kolb @kitty2dakat]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I own a log pillow now✊😍❤️ #TwinPeaks #LogLady

[Luci Kolb @kitty2dakat]

@LionelMedia It’s not words people are saying. It’s facts that she won’t quit avoiding or denying.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is all so insane. We found this when we got back to our room. And then someone even sent cupcakes to our room. I genuinely don’t understand how it got to this point. We’re just normal World Cup tourists.😭😭

[Luci Kolb @kitty2dakat]

@darshpatel3773 @FreddyLA7 New York is its own special, honey. Other cities can shine as well😂

[Luci Kolb @kitty2dakat]

@Skipper32872A @ChefAnthonyDC I don’t remember Biden personally scheduling a topless optional event. I would’ve flown out for it😂

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We decided late night yesterday to go to Bourbon street, so today was a late start on our way to Houston. And yeah that place was a little crazy. I honestly don’t even know how to describe it. Why are people throwing beads at each other everywhere?😭😭

[MMA Joey @MMAJOEYC]

Joe Rogan claims Trump never got booed at UFC events. Here’s a clip of him saying the complete opposite

I know this is true bc I was there at UFC 244 live in the crowd as they booed him out of the arena

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

[Meme Guy 🐕🏳️‍🌈 @Greg_Pul]

@JamesTate121 @deejay90192 Well it is Texass.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

We live in a shit hole country.

[Luci Kolb @kitty2dakat]

@JamesMelville Remember how they told us the implementation of the Internet would make everybody a lot more money because productivity would go through the roof? Our minimum wage hasn’t been raised in 15 years.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

As I was paying $8 for a pound of ground beef today, I thought to myself, “Thank god we spent millions of dollars so Donald Trump could take a nap at the NBA Finals”

[John @jshout241]

@BillTied @0xRuzy You made the equivalent of 75k in today’s money while working at a warehouse? Lmao go fuck yourself

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.