KittyCaitlin

This used to say 'Small, cute and very very chatty'. Make that tall, cute and very very chatty. Words and actions faithfully passed on by annoying parents.

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

It's a mystery where she learnt to be sarcastic... 😶

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

[ H has taken KC to see a mates’ band playing in a bar ]

Realising we could hear them from the car:

“That’s XX…”
More off key yelling…
“That’s XX…”
“They’re doing The Arctics? Why would they do that?!”
“I said they were playing, I didn’t say they were good.”
“Fair point.”

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

[Alex, surveying KC’s kitchen English Literature revision set up, of multiple screens and a bowl of ramen]
You look like a hacker in an early 2000s film.
KC: Yeah, I’m trying to hack into the author’s intention.

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

[in the car, amidst chatter]

PLEASE can we put some music on, my ears are CRYING.

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

This isn’t a normal mother-daughter relationship.
H: Pft, you’d be bored with normal
KC: Normal can be *calming*
H: I’m good at calming! When it’s required…

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

I’ve come to say goodnight…
*Assesses H’s general demeanour. Conversation follows involving tables in Word docs. Wishes H goodnight and hops downstairs*
Dad! I know what defenestrate means now!

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

[in response to @Isobelsays speech about time]
Would you mind *not* giving me an existential crisis on Christmas Day?

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

*Approaching the first weekend of the Christmas holidays*
Tomorrow is a pjs and two bagels day.

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

Hail is solid rain; sleet is just sad snow.

[Discussing precipitation in the light of the arrival of soggy snow instead of the sleet forecast…]

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

*During now forgotten conversation* “…they can kiss my ass.”
H: “Caitlin!

It’s arse.”

[HilaryR @hilaryrf01]

Got caught without @marmite for some on-the-run toast last week. Decided to equip the motor with an emergency jar. @KittyCaitlinFK: “You’ve got Carmite”.
👏 👏 👏

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

[Update: checked photos and think it’s probably a small grasshopper. Either way it’s still called Keith]

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

I had to stop myself naming that cricket. Actually, I’m going to call it Keith.

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

KC: I’m not leaving the trampoline until you give me the football
H: that’s not how negotiating works.
KC: I thought my negotiating skills were flawless!

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

Why do parents have to be so REASONABLE?

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

Can we celebrate Ziggy’s half birthday? Cos hamsters don’t get that many birthdays...

[KittyCaitlin @KittyCaitlinFK]

Her happy place

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H: Caitlin please keep your head still. I can’t do a ponytail on a moving target.
KC: That’s a shame. *jiggles head*

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It’s KC’s birthday.
“Before we start, I’ve got something for you and daddy...”

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[Walking into an Apple store for the first time] Its... its a white void made of technology.