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[catapult @kittycatapult]

@TheStalwart Hike dragons back!

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Yes, fellow human, I too enjoy beverages. It is important for hydration and general health

[Opinion Bakery @IndiaSpeaksPR]

Education is the ONLY honest route available to Indians to improve their economic status. Exams are life & death situations for millions. The casual zamindar style attitude displayed by the PM is his lowest moment in his 12 year rule.

[catapult @kittycatapult]

@macrocephalopod @Merridew__ I think it's been a mixed bag, I think some stuff has worked great and some has been extremely volatile... Factor dispersion/swings have not been helping either (atleast on daily timeframe)

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Lookmaxxer community’s 9/11

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

nazi goon: “vhat are you doing mein hitler, commander of the third reich?”

“Ich bin working on mein new creation: Microsoft Outlook”

[catapult @kittycatapult]

@hellojustinoh @shitcoinity @zeroxkyle I live in hk and everyone I know vpns into sg including me lmao

[catapult @kittycatapult]

@temfr13 Asymmetric bets based on academic research? You do see this is obviously a scam right?

[catapult @kittycatapult]

@circlerotator @vvsmoe @PtrPomorski I guess would depend on the function... Based on their numbers I would guess their trading functions comp would/should be top tier

[catapult @kittycatapult]

@vvsmoe @Irideia @PtrPomorski Not sure about what their Bangalore pay is but they have been absolutely printing last few years... Would easily put them above cit

[catapult @kittycatapult]

@vvsmoe @PtrPomorski Deshaw is absolutely killing it, whoever says they fell off has no idea what they are talking about it

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

I would wager any amount of money that this JP Morgan woman is 1000% innocent and now she's having her life ruined by some failed banker turned scammer.

1. JPM conducted a full internal investigation. That means they would have forensically analyzed all devices - business and personal - for direct evidence and indirect behavioral patterns. She cooperated. He didn't.

2. Her reputation is rock solid. JPM LevFin employees are calling her kind and professional, and even prudish (i.e. the opposite of deviant). Conversely, they are calling this John Doe coward a creep and a loser.

Now she's been meme'd into oblivion by the Daily Mail and the social media masses.

How can she get another job?
How can she get a promotion?
How can she find a life partner?

The memes are funny, but they are destroying this poor woman's life.

So try to keep that in mind and have some grace.

[bayes @bayeslord]

https://t.co/I1kANzPWiz

[dre @v2TokyoGhost]

LMFAOOOOOO new generational gif just dropped holy fuck this is definitely going triple platinum

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

lmao plunge protection team hiring

[Hunter SPX Thompson ❎ @CoorsLightCEO]

I already know software about to trade Monday like Khamenei’s administration had 50K Jira seats god damnit

[serialboel @serialboel]

Somehow, Harambe returned.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Type of question Theo Von asks war criminals