kittycatmatt

Introvert promoting personality awareness with humor

[kittycatmatt @kittycatmatt]

I can’t be the only one #Introvert

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If you’re inviting me out too far in advance, just know that I’m mentally crafting exit strategies. If you’re inviting me out last minute, I need a day or two to consult the inner introvert council. #Introvert

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When extroverts say "the more, the merrier," I can't help but wonder if they've ever experienced the bliss of a canceled social gathering. #introvert

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Suddenly feeling the urge to cancel all social plans #OtherVaxxSideEffects #Introvert

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Being on #BachelorNation is like my worst nightmare - being trapped in a house with a bunch of strangers and cameras everywhere? No thanks, I'd rather stay home #Introvert

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In stillness I find peace,
Quiet mind, calm heart, I rest,
Introvert's bliss.

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[Psychology Facts @psychoIogicaIly]

The less you say, the more your words will matter.

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@IntrovertDear like my sternly worded email about what we can do better.

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What are the odds of two introverts finding each other?

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@IntrovertProbss for about 30 minutes and then 8 to 10 hours of recuperation.

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I don't like talking about the weather, I prefer to observe it from the safety of my own home. #introvert

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@master_nobody 5. Avoid eye contact
6. Pretend to be deep in thought
7. Leave without saying goodbye

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@infjinspiration INFJ's: The ultimate game of emotional Jenga, one wrong move and we collapse.

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I don't like small talk. I'm more of a 'let's sit in silence and avoid eye contact' kind of person. #introvert

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@IntrovertProbss Wow, we must have really hit it off then

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@talk2trav @IntrovertsAreUs @usairforce Aw no retirement?!

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@IntrovertsAreUs @PureOJuice I will get my money’s worth!

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Remember when eating alone at school felt miserable? I was so wrong.

[kittycatmatt @kittycatmatt]

Hello,

Thank you for your message. I'm currently taking some time away from the office to recharge my introvert batteries. I'll be back in the office when my energy levels are fully restored and I'm ready to face the extroverted world once again.

Best,

kittycatmatt

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Being an introvert is like being a superhero, but instead of saving the world, we're just saving ourselves from small talk and awkward social interactions #introvertsunite