Caro

hi baby gorgeous!

[Brie @briieeezy_]

“The Super Bowl is for eaters”

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Here come those fuck ass Aquariuses

[Caro @kittycatoline]

@briieeezy_ No

[kam⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @kamirrorball]

it’s honestly so freeing being a folklore stan who isn’t chronically negative cause while y’all are acting like showgirl murdered your family i’m twirling to ophelia

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

no... i was promised freedom... please... i thought i was free... i have a family...

[Caro @kittycatoline]

@whomstisclur Mark… can it

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

This is what it felt like doing math homework with my dad at the kitchen table

[Caro @kittycatoline]

That was the scariest 15 hours of my life… thank god tok is back

[Caro @kittycatoline]

@whomstisclur I’m uncomfy here

[Caro @kittycatoline]

I guess I’m back in the meantime…

[Goob @ThumbWarVeteran]

Andre 3000 in 2003:

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

@wildsexybrown Just Diet Coke …. And thank you for recognizing that I have high energy

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

Dark sodas (Coke, Dr. Pepper) are best with red meat and light sodas (Sprite, Fanta) are best with fish and chicken.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they're euthanizing straight boyfriends at the chappell roan show

[culture @notgwendalupe]

a thread of most of the memorable moments that have happened at the #MetGala :

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

And remember that a 5 in NYC would be an 8 almost anywhere else in the country

[Caro @kittycatoline]

@briieeezy_ I feel like he made a burner and voted himself

[Brie @briieeezy_]

View from my office at 3 World Trade Center about 30 mins ago. Took a 5 second video and immediately went down to the lobby. Nope nope nope. Hope everyone is okay 🙏🏻

[Caro @kittycatoline]

And?

[Brie @briieeezy_]

My sister is bullying me from the TikTok account she made for our dog :/