𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒

Findomme. 42 years old, queer, married, bougie well-traveled aunt 💅 $35 initial 💐 RACK, SSC, AV on OF, link below

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

UPDATE: we’ve been renovating the house (nothing major, largely just aesthetic improvements). I’ve discovered I am a terrible painter, but quite handy at using a drill.

anyway, long time no talk, findomland. I see this is still a cesspit. Did I miss any good gossip?

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

@BegForAva aaaaaaaaaa thank you! it doesn’t feel real yet, mostly. I think it probably won’t until we’re moving all our stuff in.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

UPDATE: we bought a house.

a 300-year old farmhouse. with a barn, a spring house, six fireplaces, and a widow’s walk.

I am so excited and terrified I could puke.

lol brb revamping my throne page to include restoration and antique furniture options.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

@paygoddesseva oh it’s definitely HAUNTED AS FUCK and i’m so stoked 🥰👻🥰

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

the times, they are a-changing! Leo Season has brought some enormous tumult, but it’s all been the kind of upending that seems productive. Which is all very vague-sounding, but hopefully I’ll be able to share details soon.

Anyway, how’s life treating yall?

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

a hotel with turn-down service >>>>>> everything else in the whole world

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. make me happy today, my sweet stupid finsubs.

all right! that’s all the instruction you get! off I go, to enjoy my day!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

I finally found a couple pairs of sandals that I actually like, halfway thru summer - my search for the perfect pair of VINTAGE Candies continues, as the new ones are apparently absolute shit and made entirely of plastic.

capitalism finds a way to ruin everything. as per.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

me: I like your hair
wife: ew no
me: yup. you look like an 80s movie villain.
wife: I object. I think.
me: you look like Emilio Estevez playing a finance bro about to ruin a nonprofit
wife: hmm
me: but then you’ll be court-ordered to coach a kids hockey team
wife: HELL YES

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

this time next week, I will be pleasantly buzzed, poolside at a 5-star hotel spa, and buffed and polished to a perfect shine. 🥰🎂🎁🪅🪩🍾

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

free post-Independence Day task: stick the non-business end of a sparkler in your urethra* and then light it. dance to the Star-Spangled Banner.

* ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ꜱᴘʟɪɴᴛᴇʀꜱ 😫

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

eavesdropping on a trio of good ol boys in the lobby of this hotel and jesus, the douchiness and weird competitive edge to their conversation is EXHAUSTING. the bad vibes are creating an impenetrable fog.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

I just need y’all to know that my ass looks INCREDIBLE tonight.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

happy summer solstice and start of CANCER SEASON!

cry! clean your house! wipe down your doors and write protection sigils on them! hydrate! have a little treat every time you leave the house! have a little treat every time you DONT leave the house!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

sometimes when I’m bored, I fantasize about using a finsub’s credit card to just buy everything in my RealReal obsessions tab. all of it, all at once.

and then my breath hitches and I have to go drink some water in another room to try to calm down.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

the sheer hedonism of going down the line & hitting add to cart, add to cart, add to cart. the unbridled glee of giving some poor sweet idiot a moment in the sun by letting him pay.

RELIVING IT ALL when the packages start to arrive. when I unpack it all. when I WEAR it.

jesus.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

Exactly 27 days til my birthday!

5-star hotel: booked
Train: booked
Spa package: booked

I am so excited to do nothing but spend my sweet, stupid finsubs’ hard-earned money on facials, massages, and poolside cocktails!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

I haven’t had much to say recently. I don’t like empty bait posts, or photo sets I don’t actually think are hot but I know will get traction, or…idk, any of the brand-tailoring or BTS emotional labor expected of findommes bc of the Ain’t Shit Sub Brigade.

It’s been easier to just move in silence. I resent giving generally-disappointing men any opportunity to disappoint me. I hate having my time wasted.

Unless you’re sending, unless you’re proving yourself worthy of my time, you just won’t get any of my attention.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 @kittychariot]

@goddesslyddiaa hooooooly shit, wow