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I'm not funny. Sorry.

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Why is every cop bald?

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So what do I do when I'm so anxious about a situation that I can't deal with it without panic crying??

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So Riverdale's second season has a musical episode and I cannot handle it.

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@whats_crACKLEN @Belladiazepine You know it 😘

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I'm mad. I'm gonna have to buy a switch now so I can play let's go evee.

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Update: it went pretty well! I didn't die or anything so, that's a win

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First professional audition today. Kill me.

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I'm also super excited. Just very nervous

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Dream role: The link between the Starks of Winterfell and Tony Stark

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Did see a singular firefly, though.

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What a shitty day

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Literally my entire day today. #fuckoffforeverplease

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So Taron Edgerton is now Robin Hood and I'm dying. It's all I've ever wanted.

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@MaxRich16

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Since I don't subtweet, fuck you @MaxRich16

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@lmaeser Yo what is it?? Who makes it??

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So fish sex is now endorsed by the Academy. #TheOscars #BestPicture