kittenfists

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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ AuDHD 🤖 comedy
private practice MD for queer icons
gender hacking and addiction services
informed consent / judgment free
freaks welcome

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

come through and see me i know everything about queer med 💁‍♀️ 💅🏻 informed consent HRT with time to ask questions. hang out with a queer af trans tattooer and getcha hormones right. no waitlist no stress. support your community and get care you deserve @ https://t.co/aZLjro1jnw

[Jmal ✨️ @Jmal_malzof]

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[kittenfists @kittyfists]

why does a 45 minute nap keep me awake longer than 10 hours of sleeping at the appropriate time

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

three different people have sent me the same scared halloween possum video my brand is consistent

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

@NORMALTRANNY that's obv what i meant but you can't be that direct it's a dating app for tender hearts

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

@fatstevebuscemi ok but what if your sleep chef is your own personal ratatouille. a humatouille. you awaken to a beautiful garden omelette and a perfectly spiced gazpacho

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

damn wtf not d'angelo

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[kittenfists @kittyfists]

@jestom the 2-1-1 is that I am PrEPared to embarrass myself in the bathrooms of any of my metropolitan friends, it's called vacation. I will be serving lethally dehydrated at the club

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

not a puppygirl just too into birds

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

@CadaverDave just realized this is theo vonn

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

@BottlngSunshine that sucks fr i remember when all my friends got access to healthcare for the first time in their lives from medicaid expansion

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

going to sleep is so fucking boring they need to invent a more exciting version. sleep 2. even night terrors don't excite me anymore

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

i feel like being this tired should just count as being asleep why do i have to put on a little night play

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

whatsup austin come get
extra gay i love drawing handstyle i feel like
a cool boxcar kid who enjoys getting fisted any phrase any style any gay

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

@poisonjr i for one welcome the gockbrella

[Jmal ✨️ @Jmal_malzof]

Bringing the rest of my slipmats to Detroit. Find me to get yours!

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

liver king eating syrup and steak like he killed
the mockingbird himself.

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

the liver king is out here innovating with autophallophilia. the rare true heterosexual cissexual

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

@GraceGFreud i noticed them getting fed to me on my fyp 😭 wtf

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

i can't explain it but this is tboy swag

[kittenfists @kittyfists]

my power to be sleepy but still awake is unrivaled