I try REALLY hard to make smart life choices, but it never works out for me. I’m going to start making careless, stupid choices and hope that works better.
@curvegodalex “So we took a look at your car and the problem was way worse than you coulda imagined, the top came off”
Them: “top of what”
“Well it might sound hard to believe... but the top of the car”
Them: “the sunroof?”
“Among other things”