Skeeters are really trying to ruin this lovely, steamy summer night for me; devils are actually biting my ass through the patio chair! Damn my delicious blood!
@RMachman I would have demanded she have her stomach pumped.
Waitress that served Married Guy and I suggested, "just one bill?" I responded that she invoice us separately before she had the inference entirely out of her mouth. Take nothing from no one, and also no prisoners.
I went out on a date yesterday; was having a really great time until I learned that he was married. Not separated, married. Present tense, full stop.
This seems to be a continuing trend for me, and also the reason I only allow myself to go on dates once every 5 years or so 😮💨