Morrigan LaVey

Burlesque Performer. Making weird stuff. Writing weird things.

[Morrigan LaVey @kittypage]

MKE PRIDE FTW!! @WomnzSpot such an amazing time!! I got to be a bathroom buddy!! #Pride #mkepride18

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@amandapalmer Media is making me angry enough to go back to school and finish my journalism degree. When I started it 20 years ago, editorials and flame headlines were completely grown upon. #thisisnotresponsiblejournalism

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Goddamnit #Anthony board

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Wait, I’m only 38 😂

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So I never expected to cry at work while listening to the @DailyZeitgeist but I’m a statistic and proud. I attempted suicide when I was 17. I’m 39 now. The tenderness in which you spoke about the stigma surrounding mental health choked me up. #MentalHealthAwareness

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@chrissyteigen Pegging

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@edgarmomplaisir The munchies is a real problem that must be addressed.

[Morrigan LaVey @kittypage]

Also super excited my coworker got me into @MyFavMurder Though, we clean houses and scare the shit out of each other accidentally all the time now. (I’m still in 2016 though so no spoilers)😂

[Morrigan LaVey @kittypage]

I used to get all my news from @TheDailyShow now I get it from @DailyZeitgeist I sound so fucking informed

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@milesofgray Intermittent forgetting to eat

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@chrissyteigen My high school had a snack bar that made ice cream sandwiches and used two fresh made chocolate chip cookies that were saucer sized. Then they had a soft serve machine and you could pick chocolate, vanilla or twist. I’ve dreamt of them for 30 years.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Man Farts Up Entire Elevator Then Gets Off at Next Stop https://t.co/DIMTNyquzu

[War Mothershed @_iamwarready]

“Have a little bit of water so you can sober up”

Blacked out me:

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@ArchieMcPhee Thank you for protecting our loved ones.

[Morrigan LaVey @kittypage]

March CUTEness!!! Photo Sweepstakes Dribble, Pass, Shoot!!!!! This month we're celebrating March CUTEness!!! ... https://t.co/QgMDMBDtGc

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'

Me: