vanya

i could give you björk but i dont think you'd understand it

[vanya @kittysuckin]

@bjorksrope broken clock is right twice a day typa thing

[vanya @kittysuckin]

another unidentified creature has entered my chambers even tho my windows r all the way closed idk what it is but its big and its moving. mama.

[vanya @kittysuckin]

stupid ass butterfly flies in my room at night and immediately decides to park in the spiderweb on the ceiling

[vanya @kittysuckin]

@bjorksrope shes kind of in the trisha paytas genre of woman

[vanya @kittysuckin]

im like a gangster that keeps a gun under his bed incase someone breaks in and tries to murder em but instead of a firearm i have a bottle of aperol and vodka on my nightstand and instead of killers im expecting a group of gay teens

[vanya @kittysuckin]

@aeiverse cozy little place

[vanya @kittysuckin]

not having anyone to pour out every single thought i have every single second of every single day is slowly eating away at me and i have started behaving like a crazy person to ppl i met like last month and would never tell a single thing about myself under normal circumstances

[vanya @kittysuckin]

@FeitalityXD this just made my virtual penis very hard

[vanya @kittysuckin]

käsna kalle kantpüks

[g @34rths]

You're mad but this is me

[vanya @kittysuckin]

@ponderosia thank you those r the best cookies ive ever baked sorry i replied to this in my head and didn't realize

[vanya @kittysuckin]

gas station breakfast and homemade cookies = love

[vanya @kittysuckin]

i really love the gaggle of oomfs i have gathered on this account you are all dear to me beautiful strangers i dont know the first thing about

[vanya @kittysuckin]

@yappytappi me at the playground during recess

[vanya @kittysuckin]

future daughter wondering why shes estonian and named amelie😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[vanya @kittysuckin]

@foolvillemayor try burgergals for a change hahaha ahaha ha hahha

[vanya @kittysuckin]

i play this imaginary game in my head and the rules are simple whoever breaks no contact first is the loser and im really serious about being the winner

[vanya @kittysuckin]

i love being in everybody's business i be liking every reply under a tweet that's clearly an intimate conversation between two users to let them know that im lurkin and im stalkin

[vanya @kittysuckin]

i love when men suffer

[DianeAside @FeitalityXD]

The worst person to be around is the average woman.
Entitled to no end, narcissistic as hell, AND she hates your guts for existing

[vanya @kittysuckin]

i just said that the other day do you guys remember me or care

[cee @1ovesickkk]

i honestly think life is pretty great as long as i am always distracted and dont think about anything for too long

[vanya @kittysuckin]

how arrogant of her to think my own blood would sell me out... mistake numero uno...old witch.

[vanya @kittysuckin]

taking sick leave for the literal first time EVER since ive been working here and i just found out from my sister that my manager came to her workplace next door to try to interrogate her about whether or not i was actually sick WHAT A FREAKINGGG DEMON HOLY SHIT