princess

trust all joy

[milo @chudpalahniuk]

the beatles are such a crazy band imagine having a true once-in-a-generation intuitive genius in your band and he's the bassist

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

that’s cute though

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

every time there was a tropey moment in the odyssey i would briefly be like wow big shock but then remember that this is Where The Trope Came From

["IVY" @OPENSORECH0RUS]

Being the Only One that Does Dishes in ur house will Twist ur Mental Images of your roommates into something Ugly and Inhuman

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

the pnw will save you

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Anne Hathaway in The Odyssey stuck at Ithacasa Amor but refusing to explore any new connections

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

POV: trying to watch a movie in daylight

[地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸 @JigokuCake]

Engineer: "Getting a lot of machine vibes from this ancient temple."

Biotech guy: "That can't be right. I'm getting microbiological vibes."

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Paraguay 🇵🇾:

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

I think about this all the time

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

a gay boy just called me saying stop fcking his man 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 ROSTER CLOSED AND UNDER INVESTIGATION

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks for? I should get a 15 minute break every hour to eat cheese.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Lunchbox🐔🗣️ @fishin4l0ve]

Ive talked about how gothic horror is a fear of the remains of a now dead decadence of the past, ie haunted castles or old haunted mansions. Our modern version of this is evidently empty shopping malls and anamatronic pizzaria arcades

[Softboy @softboywin]

If we go on vacation and you’re waking up at 2-3 in the afternoon, you will be left at the hotel. And that is a promise.. I’m not wasting a whole day sleeping

[sarah @heavenbrat]

its june 1st which means everything is possible again, the sun is warm on your heart, you can keep trying over and over, and whats yours will find u with ease

[tate @octatate]

something needs to be done about dog culture WHY is your dog in chipotle?