Emma-lea

If any person explores all the regions of their imagination they're gonna stumble across a dark cave somewhere.

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Just another example of why kids today should stick to anal...

#JeremyKyle

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

People who say "brought me" instead of "bought me"

#JudgeRinder

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Bat shit.

#JudgeRinder

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Why on earth would she think anyone would want to throw their beans up her?

#JudgeRinder

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

@horn_liam I'm still looking at your tree.

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Hahaha! Pies, fags and vodka, love it! I rate this tree.

#ratemytree

[Mr Pedantic @horn_liam]

Do I win the #ratemytree competition this year?

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

@horn_liam Always thinking.

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

She "tret" herself.

#JudgeRinder

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

@MrsAshwood That is epic! Hahaha!

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Thank Christ that's over!

#JeremyKyle

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Brown makes the boys frown?

#JeremyKyle

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Big eyes and fat lips, reminds me of a deflated sex doll.

#JeremyKyle

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Morning arse badgers!

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

@norfldn Yeaahh...Jackie.

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Heirlooms.

Elizabeth Duke watches and metal detector finds...

#JeremyKyle

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

If the next story is as dull as the last, I'm off to make my porridge.

#jeremykyle

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

Is that a tattoo of a Pokemon?

#JeremyKyle

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

What was the name?
#jeremykyle

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

I can't wait for Dan Wooton to contract the Aids.
#lorraine

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

@peeco19 No! I watched one episode of Luther and didn't rate him at all! It's not just you #lorraine

[Emma-lea @KittytheLips]

The last tweet was my cat.