Sitati kituyi

Husband to one, Father of two, Believer. Digital marketing. Politician #Dreamer #Critic #African.

[JOloo JAMES @oloojl]

@Wavinya_Ndeti So far so good, but why are Katani residents still repairing roads with money from their own pockets?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Amaiso @skastina]

@MuriraKinoti @KURAroads As a resident of katani, I am grateful for the works done professionally by the China Wu Yi team. However, can the beaconing kindly be done to enable us get foot/cycling paths? We keep complaining about the encroachment. Our children are competing with trucks on the road.

[Katani Cosmopolitan Residents Association @KataniResidents]

How can we make katani great? We need unity and strategy! @komu36 #katani

[Katani Hospital @katanihospital]

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#FullServiceHealthcare #KataniHospital #KenyaHospital

[Katani Cosmopolitan Residents Association @KataniResidents]

Jamani... Katani is a good place.

[Katani Cosmopolitan Residents Association @KataniResidents]

#katani #fixkataniroads @Wavinya_Ndeti fix our roads!

[Katani Cosmopolitan Residents Association @KataniResidents]

Hatukuona hii mapema..

[Katani Cosmopolitan Residents Association @KataniResidents]

#katanidecides

[Katani Cosmopolitan Residents Association @KataniResidents]

We kindly request all leaders to help circulate this poster within your court groups and share it widely with all unregistered residents. #katanidecides #Kcra

[Muganda Clay @mqhlay]

Tuseme y'all have lost Faith in Ms Odhiambo... 😲

[IEBC @IEBCKenya]

NOTICE OF SCHEDULED BY-ELECTIONS
All By-Elections will be held on 27th November 2025. The gazettement of the By-Elections has been scheduled in two batches:

1. Batch 1: Gazetted on Friday, 8th August 2025

Members of County Assemblies: Angata Nanyokie Ward in Samburu County, Chemundu/Kapng’etuny Ward in Nandi County, Chewani Ward in Tana River County, Fafi Ward in Garissa County, Kariobangi North Ward in Nairobi City County, Kisa East Ward in Kakamega County, Metkei Ward in Elgeyo Marakwet County, Mumbuni North Ward in Machakos County, Narok Town Ward in Narok County, Purko Ward in Kajiado County, Tembelio Ward in Uasin Gishu County, Nyansiongo, Nyamaiya, Ekerenyo Wards in Nyamira County, Lake Zone and Nanaam Wards in Turkana County (16).

Download Gazette Notice: https://t.co/EXyIVZpXYK

2. Batch 2: Special Gazette on Monday, 11th August 2025

- Member of Senate - Baringo County (1).
- Members of the National Assembly for Banissa, Kasipul, Magarini, Malava, Mbeere North and Ugunja Constituencies (6).
- Member of County Assembly for Kabuchai/Chwele Ward in Bungoma County (1).

#YourVoteYourFuture #TalkwithIEBC #StopFakeNews

[Erastus Ethekon, HSC @EEEthekon]

NOTICE OF SCHEDULED BY-ELECTIONS
All By-Elections will be held on 27th November 2025. @IEBCKenya
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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Nearly 10,000 government-sponsored students have deferred or dropped out after the govt failed to release about Sh48.8 billion to universities.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE..." –President Donald J. Trump

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

State unleashes goons to beat and rob protesters, residents

https://t.co/ccdIjoph0j

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

"They killed my only child and went home with bread and milk for their children." Albert Ojwang's father.

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

Big brother watching: Construction of Sh8bn Nairobi traffic surveillance system begin
https://t.co/c9N2CJqvKL

[TheStarKenya @TheStarKenya]

They found that the bereaved who actively participated in traditional rituals reported a deeper sense of closure and emotional relief compared to those who did not.
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