Keelie Bridges

I’m just here to post the dumb shit my mom and my friends say!

[Keelie Bridges @kiwi_reece]

Clinton once said “Boxers look like a pug that ate miracle grow”

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Clinton once said “I’m kinda buzzed, the edge is gone. It’s rounded now”

[Keelie Bridges @kiwi_reece]

Kimber once said “the competition isn’t steep but I like to play.”

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Moe Moe once said “there are only two kinds of people in the world. The people who pray the pain away and the people who fuck the pain away.”

[Keelie Bridges @kiwi_reece]

Kimber once said “I’m gonna show up eating candy dicks and shotgun a keystone in the parking lot”

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Kimber once said “I could get lost in a closet”

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Kimber once said “I don’t always win but when I do, I’m sleepy”

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Kimber once said “this truck looks like a haunted clown and I’m a ghost buster”

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Kimber once said “it’s almost Halloween. I could ride that plunger like a broom”

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Kimber once said “I gotta get in the slow lane. 80 in 55 is simply too fast��

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Kimber once said “if I click my heels together three times will a house fall on me?”

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Tash once said “I’d give Cody Johnson such good top he would write a song about me”

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Quesadilla once said “I’m a little embarrassed I’m wearing croc in the strip club”

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Quesadilla once said “your body ody is doing the things”

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Kimber once asked “is a baby cow called a slider?🍔”

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Aubrey Plaza on starring in a film with Jenna Ortega:

“I'm down. We'll just kill everybody with our eyes.”

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Kimber once asked “What kind of Girl Scout cookie would you be”
Dylan’s answer: “mashed potatoes”

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Kimber once said “Keelie you looked like a fig newton that has been run over a few times”

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Kimber once said “Keelie, don’t be a Christmas tree”