The Kiwi Degenerate

Amateur professional gambler from New Zealand. Consistently managing to lose only small amounts of money.

[John O'Connell @jacko2323]

“Caught by Tyree”

[Kyle De @TheKyleDe]

Justin Herbert is the black magic voodoo QB conjured from every complaint Chargers fans made watching Philip Rivers.

Phil runs like a newborn giraffe? "Man, if only he could get away from this pressure." Enter Herbert, built like prime Cam Newton, trucking defenders and running with the best of them.

Another 4th quarter duck thrown for a pick? "Man, I wish we could actually throw deep." Enter Herbert's howitzer, launching 70 yard passes flat-footed.

But all magic comes with a price.

Everything that made Rivers great? Gone. The prophetic pre-snap reads. The hot routes and audibles. The fiery, trash-talking leadership.

It’s like we made a deal with the devil… got everything we asked for, but lost everything we had.

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

"Hey Charlie remember the time we met gary coleman?"
"Oh yeah."
[30 seconds of silence]
"That was pretty cool."

Seth McFarlane's completely reasonable and rational response:

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Crying when you faced absolutely no adversity in your entire life this dude is so fucking corny

[ReadingThePlay @ReadingThePlay]

So here’s the elephant in the room. 🐘

Was told this week by someone who works in the tv media space that the drop off of viewers in the final 30 to 40 mins of #NRL telecasts each week now significant, and in some instances at alarming levels.

The blow out results and touch footy shit style of game turning people off, literally. All for one more try and tv commercial more on average than last yr.

Major concern for both media opps is that in many instances a game is a lead into a major revenue show (like news bulletin or Matt Johns Show, etc) and so they in now so many instances they also now getting big drop off numbers.

Getting 9 tries a game and a few more commercials won’t mean jack shit in the future if the second half of your coverage is in free fall and your audience lead ins to key network shows plummeting.

We’ve let the tv and NRL game execs break down the original, traditional fabric of the game.

[elliott @ellgreeb]

friend of mine has a “no yorgos lanthimos” rule for movie night

[Every Lionel Messi Goal in Order @LeoAllGoals]

Goal 195 - Real Madrid vs Barcelona, 2010/11 Champions League.

[No Tippy Tappy Football @NoTippyTappyPod]

🗣️ "He's doing my head in!" 🤣

Safe to say Wayne Rooney won't be cutting The United Strand's hair if #MUFC win tonight. 👀

#NoTippyTappyFootball | @BOYLESports

[Archives @CFCRetro]

Jose Mourinho telling Chelsea fans to keep their chins up after a draw at the Emirates crowned Man United Premier League champions in 2007.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

a very rare "not gonna buy this. 4K special edition has to be coming any day now" physical media victory

[Jason Maples @jjmaples55]

Kobe got so many playoff moments "walked down Tim Duncan down by 17 to eliminate him" is on the b-side of the mixtape lol

[Bretthalamow @bmf1314]

wtf are you taking knees for?

[John Carpenter @TheHorrorMaster]

I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

[Every Film For Itself @EveryFilmItself]

NAPOLEON (1927, dir. Abel Gance) - the 7hr 20mins 2024 restoration, or 'Apollo version,' as conducted by the Cinémathèque Française.

DL link: https://t.co/c9v20Mil6e

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Katie Taylor showed legendary grit and toughness. BUT AMANDA SERRANO CLEARLY WON THAT FIGHT, DESPITE TWO HEADBUTTS, ONE ACCIDENTAL AND ONE NOT.

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

That is absolutely ridiculous!

Serrano won that fight!

So dumb.

[Rich Baris THE PEOPLE'S PUNDIT @Peoples_Pundit]

In case I wasn't clear, Amanda Serrano won that fight.

That is one of the clearest cases of judges robbing a fighter.

Holy shit.

[Rich Baris THE PEOPLE'S PUNDIT @Peoples_Pundit]

Holy shit they robbed Amanda Serrano.

Even without Taylor losing a point for intentional head butting, she won that fight on points and heart.