Kiwi

If you think I don't run this house, then you are sadly mistaken.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

Happy Quince, Nola! Welcome to the club!

[sweetbabette @sweetbabette]

Super Special Birthday Princess! #NolasQuince

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

I like this new bench.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

Crate rest sucks!

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

Happy Decorative Gourd Season, motherfuckers. https://t.co/SRzlSDneyE

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

Goddamnit.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

Current status:

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

Go Birds. http://t.co/uca5jk474f

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

@pickleman Fuck off.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

Chillin’ @Companion_Pets.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

What do you mean I don't get to come?!

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

They just made me dance to the "Go Diego Go" theme song. Send help.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

I hate baseball season.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

@kdefran Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a winner.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

PSA: they're called decorative gourds because they aren't edible. Just found out the hard way.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

It is past my bedtime. We will go to bed now, or I will wake the mini-human. BARK BARK BARK

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

@pg13steph I’ve had bloody stool for the last 2 days :(

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

Sick. Miserable.

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

@weeturtle See you at 2:15! I’ma give Han Solo a piece of my mind!

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

@weeturtle My mommy and daddy think I might need your help…um…“expressing” myself again…

[Kiwi @kiwiface]

Jerks. http://t.co/D6pFy5bF