sage

21 || Sagittarius || hufflepuff || I like memes and Mac and cheese

[Kwite @Kwite]

I have stopped smoking for good!! I now smoke for evil

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Holy shit you pathetic, sensitive, soy, little worm. I made fun of you for watching your girlfriend get fucked by numerous other men and also insulted you for defending child porn. That’s not cancellation, that’s just spitting on you for being a pitiful, sad cuck

[sage @kiwiikiddoo]

@Chime Didn't I just ask for an actual answer to my question rather than the same auto generated response you've given to everyone?

[sage @kiwiikiddoo]

@Chime I'd appreciate if you didn't give me the same old auto generated response as everyone else, what is going on with direct deposits? The link you keep posting says everything's fine but a lot of people are having issues and my man was supposed to get payed this morning.

[sage @kiwiikiddoo]

"eats booger to punish it"

[sage @kiwiikiddoo]

@JasmineDupuis11 @QAitana93 @RE1LLYY @RileyGaines @Caitlyn_Jenner I really hope you enjoy living your life with all that hate in your heart, maybe one day you'll become less of a hateful person❤️ hope you learn to grow up!☺️

[sage @kiwiikiddoo]

@stcncms I just hope y'all realize tweets like this are the reason male domestic abuse victims don't come forward. Her defense was picked apart and found to be untrue, and somehow y'all are still siding with her

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[𝔻𝕂 ♠️ @dkvstheWRLDD]

at least i’m not the ugly ex

[Vivian @perlucidum]

SIMP stands for She Is My Passion

[important man @c0inst4r]

just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

[sage @kiwiikiddoo]

@MadgedPotato @cakebomb_xoxo @jk_rowling Awkward moment when you DONT think jk Rowling is “judgements and sick” 😬 couldn’t be me

[marc m. ⭐ @marcm_art]

its really hard to make friends when your natural instinct is to never talk unless you're spoken to

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Trans women are women...also they're fucking great.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away