sam 🏴‍☠️🥝

🇲🇽 Mexican || 1985 || she/her || ace flux || professional fangirl || doesn't know what a discord is

[sam 🏴‍☠️🥝 @kiwistede]

I'm gonna photoshop my cat into some scenes:
Mini fighting evil thoughts about touching that candle next to Izzy here. Mini, no!!!
#SaveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew #OurFlagMeansDeath #PetsForPirates 😺🏴‍☠️

[sam 🏴‍☠️🥝 @kiwistede]

@CFEmx @CFE_Contigo +14 horas sin luz en mi colonia en Apodaca, Nuevo León y si, ya se reportó y nada aún. Son re buenos y puntuales para cobrar, eso sí. @ApodacaOficial

[sam 🏴‍☠️🥝 @kiwistede]

@omgcocaptains That rainbow connecting them is no coincidence 🤷‍♀️

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

I’m working on it

[sam 🏴‍☠️🥝 @kiwistede]

@McDonaldsMexico Primero arregla tu app :/

[Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @sensorystories_]

I think autistic people are often mistaken for being argumentative and needing to be right, when in reality, it's more about needing the information to be CORRECT... because we get overwhelming anxiety when we're convinced that it isn't.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Today I learned that the oldest living land animal in the world is a gay male tortoise named Jonathan. he is 192 years old, pictured with his longtime mate Fredrick

Happy pride month to the gay turtles 🏳️‍🌈

[kc 🏴‍☠️ 🍉 @brnonabeach]

ya know, just a couple of switches

[Show Snob @ShowSnobFS]

Here are 5 reasons why we're still thinking about #OurFlagMeansDeath months after its cancellation on Max.
https://t.co/xYFRPC9yY6

[em ✨🏴‍☠️ moved to bsky @emcolbs]

i did it, i reduced rhys darby to his most basic elements

[sam 🏴‍☠️🥝 @kiwistede]

i think he heard y'all talking about him needed to show his tits

[David Jenkins @david_jenkins__]

Pretty amazing they designated the first day of filming Our Flag Means Death a national holiday. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Patri @ontheyellwbrick]

Have a lovely day, guys!