Kixik

for the first time in history, you can build a complete working digital simulation of your business and the world it operates in:

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Our outcome prediction simulation engine has gained sentience 🤯

It’s now reacting to local weather and developed sarcasm, just like real human behavior.

Wild times.

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This is CRAZY!

Our simulation of real businesses has become so accurate that it even reacts to weather… it is raining today and if you zoom in you can see their tiny umbrellas…

We built a legitimate prediction engine of human behavior in any situation. So accurate that the agents have recently developed sarcasm!

We can accurately simulate any business on the planet.

This is 🤯.

Truly feels like the future of making business decisions. Death to dashboards. Predict the future instead.

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A small business owner makes 150 decisions a week and gets feedback three of them at most.

Imagine if every decision could be rehearsed in front of thousands customers before being made. 10,000 times.

Now imagine you have to compete with the owner who has that.

Now you can.

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What if your homepage headline could be A/B tested before it ever went live, against ten thousand simulated visitors who behave like your real ones?

Reread that sentence.

That is what we built. That is what your competitor doesn't have yet.

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Marketing teams have been shipping ad copy for 80 years and praying.

Today an operator can run the ad copy through a thousand+ simulated customers first, watch them react, rewrite, reason, complain, argue, and generate a realistic consensus of how your customers will react to it and then ship to humans.

The era of making business decisions based solely on gut and stupid dashboards is over.

Welcome to the future of running a business.

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The dashboard is dead.

Long live the rehearsal.

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been working hard to build the first of its kind fully simulated digital clone of your business. The possibilities are endless and it’s going to help tons of business owners make better decisions and lead their organizations more effectively.

Decisions, not dashboards.

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Added a live view of Kixik’s Twin simulated company environment to the landing page. interactive.

You can see all of the different agents inside the Twin City working and traveling from one area to the other.

Adding more features and fixing some visual bugs on it tomorrow.

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your business software already collects the data and knows everything about your business.

it just won’t tell you what to do about any of it.

there’s gold in your data right now. we find it and show you how to collect it. dollar amount attached.

https://t.co/qsI9U3I8uM

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Just finished rebuilt support: clients can now just send a message without filling out a million fields.

No one has time for that.

Send & we get notified immediately. and if it's urgent, you get our founder's direct line.

when you need help, you shouldn't have to work for it.

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This is new edge for small and midsize businesses to compete with PE firms and billion dollar companies.

Check the demo for the new way our clients will interact with their data team.

Our platform ProfitOracle is launching soon. It’s the new frontier.

Simple, easy, effective.

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Billion-dollar companies have entire teams whose only job is to tell leadership exactly what's working, what's not, and specifically, what to do about it.

That's their edge.

Small businesses could never afford that. It's too complicated and too expensive, so they’re left guessing.

We deliver the same thing for a fraction of the cost. We made that same firepower affordable to small businesses.

It's like giving a local plumber the same brain that runs Amazon.

It's basically guaranteed to make the business more profitable.

The first business we ever worked with, we were able to find them an extra $400,000 pure profit in only three days of working with them. Simple pricing optimization.

ProfitOracle is almost finished and it will continue to serve our existing clients and future clients alike. We are unlocking the future of business intelligence for SMB’s. No more stupid dashboards or useless tools.

We look forward to helping a ton of businesses succeed and thrive in 2026.

The scales have tipped. The power is returning to the little guys.

Watch the video if you want to see how it works:

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honest take on why we built ProfitOracle:

we started as consultants helping small businesses find profit in their data. it worked. really well actually. we found our very first client an extra $400k in profit in only 3 days.

but here's what we kept running into:

→ clients hated scheduling calls just to ask a question

→ waiting 2 weeks for an analysis that should take 2 days

→ paying $300/hr just to get on someone's calendar

→ meetings that could've been an email

→ consultants who talk a lot but don't actually DO anything

→ vague advice with no real plan to execute it

→ zero accountability for whether it actually worked

and the worst part? small business owners are busy and tired. they don't have time to babysit consultants. they don't have time for 47 "quick sync" calls. they just need answers. and occasionally recommendations

so we built the platform we wished existed. And that current/future business owners WANT.

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Our goal with ProfitOracle is to make it impossible for small and mid-size businesses to fail due to bad decisions. And we're going to make them a whole lot more profitable while we do it.

https://t.co/bATupZW1Pv

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We’re ProfitOracle by Kixik — the on-demand data team for SMBs.

There’s gold in your data. We dig it up.

Most businesses sit on and easy 10–30% in hidden profit. We work for free until you see it.

Zero risk. All upside. Want to know what’s hiding in your business?

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Customer loyalty isn’t about perks. It’s about knowing when they buy next. Miss the timing and you miss the money.

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We’ve been listening. And what you’ve been telling us is how we can provide you even more value with less complexity.

We’re completely rethinking how to deliver you more data backed insights, decisions, and profit. With ease.

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There’s more gold in your data than you think. Let us dig it up for you.

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Just ran a pricing strategy for a physical retail store in a high tourist traffic location.

By optimizing prices on high turnover / high volume items we will add an extra $550k/year in pure profit.

And that’s only what we found in the first 3 days.

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Churn has fingerprints. Our data shows most SMB customer churn happens right after the second purchase, not the first.

Fix that moment and retention soars.

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the numbers don’t lie. but they’ll tell you things about your business you don’t want to hear. that’s why most people don’t look.

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The easiest money in SMBs is prepaid plans.

Dog grooming, lawn care, auto shops—we see 25–40% cash flow boosts with zero extra labor.

The data shows customers like prepaying for peace of mind.

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In service businesses, the 6-month silence window is deadly. If a customer goes quiet that long, odds of return drop below 20%. Smart SMBs re-engage at month 5.

The touch points matter.

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Video generation models are getting impressive. Sora 2