Kixy

Stand ups for comedy rights and wrongs

[Kixy @kixy12]

My 8 year old daughter is already a pun master.
Why is it called popcorn chicken?Cos KFC is run by the kernel
#Genius
#puns
#jokes
#haha

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@higgs_u @premierleague @SkySports @tntsports @BBCSport @talkSPORT @Joey7Barton The problem isn't that females are unqualified to talk about Mens football. They been fast tracked into these roles to meet a quota.Some of them are not good at being journalists. Kelly Cates earned her spurs for years. She be gutted that women have been pushed ahead of her

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@higgs_u @premierleague @SkySports @tntsports @BBCSport @talkSPORT @Joey7Barton You a fucking idiot. Most famous commentators on mens football never played at a high level. Clive Tyldesley, Kenneth Walthamstow. As for boxing Steve Bunce never fought pro . But is constant. Get a proper argument.

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@MirrorDarren U cannot prove someone supports the home or away team. You away fan in the home end. Your team losing in last minute on. You do a monkey gesture. Your team gets the points. How is that fair?? Don't punish the majority for the idiocy of the minority.

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@IanWright0 U cannot prove someone supports the home or away team. You away fan in the home end. Your team losing in last minute on. You do a monkey gesture. Your team gets the points. How is that fair??
Don't punish the majority for the idiocy of the minority.

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@jjenas8 You did get it wrong. You wrote "off" instead of "of". The rest of what you said was true. You should not have to apologise for stating your opinion.

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@itvracing ....and Malc e/w

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@StanCollymore Rice was excellent. But Stones both halves was excellent. Carried Maguire for most of it. Sunday. Drop Maguire. Play fluid 3-4-3. Ramsdale Walker, Stones, Rice. James, Bellingham, Chilwell, Madisson, Saka, Kane, Foden

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@Ric_Aardo @OllieHolt22 When Shaw gets sent off Maguire was having a nap on the pitch. Probably having a dream about his role in their goal. When he gave the ball away...fouled their player...stood still..got booked for the foul. He's worse than Ollie Holts review of fans singing accurate songs about C4

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@97RedKlopps @OllieHolt22 At half time Joe Cole actually said "Mancini has failed to qualify for World Cup and ONLY won the Euros" which is possibly the dumbest thing any pundit has said ever.

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@DubaiAce @OllieHolt22 Clearly you are a troll. There is no way that Joe Cole is a Lesbian.

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@OllieHolt22 It was shit. Dion Dublin said Grealish chance in first half was "difficult". 2nd half he confused Maguire and Kane. After the match finished they had 2 ad breaks and then did not even discuss the red card as they had to finish by 10 to show some shit reality TV show.

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@footballacca Dwight Yorke

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@BBCSport Is the chant surely not ironic rather than homophobic? He's a boy (aged 20) and has been loaned (rented) from Chelsea. Do fat people get upset at"You Fat Bastard" at Shaw? Or people who masterbate get upset by "the referees a wanker" ?

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@CaptainDoric @BBCSport They've been advised by the PHE. (Public Health England) But its a joke still. Scotland not effected despite the fact their training base is in Middlesbrough. Which last time I checked is under the jurisdiction of PHE.
It's the Government guidance that is a pisstake.

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@talkSPORT Nobody seems to be asking the right question. How did Gilmour catch Covid if he has been in a secure Covid safe bubble for past few weeks?

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#bbcfootball
So all the Scottish players are not isolating but Chillwell and Mount need to. Both squads have tested negative except Gilmour. So how did he catch COVID? He must have breached the regulations surely?

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@michael_hal @GaryLineker @BBCOne @GaryLineker made it about peoples feeling by stating some people may have been upset about the images shown.Yeah bad shit happens everyday on TV. BBC showed 10 minutes of a guy seriously ill and being given CPR. Then put a gardening show on instead of updates about his welfare.

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@GaryLineker @BBCOne You should not have taken the show off. People watching needed updates Not a Gardening show. Whilst Hillsborough was happening the BBC kept broadcasting. You saying it was most horrific thing you'd seen at a football match was massively disrespectful as well.

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@Lovense #lovenseOrgy