CKU

Civil engineering/Construction professional, Project Manager, Quality assurance/control in highway, railway, bridges and buildings.
Life coach and mentor.

[CKU @kizonero]

There is this Bini tribalist PhD olodo as well. Please include him on the list

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Oh let's not get it twisted:

You can pass through the 4 walls of school and still be an Olodo.

With that premise, I introduce you to:

#olodocore PhD edition.

A scarecrow simulation of "smartness" who could only hide for so long under CV merchandise.

Olodo emeritus. 🙌🏾

[CKU @kizonero]

I don’t rate Asari, but this guy here has a PhD.
This post is from a “PhD brain”. Isn’t speller more intelligent than this one?!

[Osaro PhD, Csu. @OfficiaEdoOsasB]

Asari Dokubo claims that the Edo people are marginalizing the Ijaw people in Edo State. Yet Bayelsa, the ancestral homeland of the Ijaws, remains the second poorest state in Nigeria, despite having only eight local government areas and receiving the fourth highest federal allocation.
So, are the Ijaws marginalizing themselves even in their own state?

When will Asari start fighting for the Ijaws in Bayelsa?

[CKU @kizonero]

@NEDUszn8 Sami Khedira

[CKU @kizonero]

You are either very stupid or just evil

[Eze Ndi Imo🇳🇬🇦🇺 @EhisBukason]

This is a tricky situation

[CKU @kizonero]

0-0

[Borg @Borg_Cryptos]

$2,000 to 2 people who predicts correct score.

ends in 12 hours.

[CKU @kizonero]

Dinho

[NEDU𓀀 @NEDUszn8]

Without mentioning lionel Messi Guess a football player that has archived all this three?

LEVEL:—VERY IMPOSSIBLE

[CKU @kizonero]

@GunnerPuls Mauro Camoranesi

[CKU @kizonero]

Someone wants a shawarma treat as obviously stated, then a Nigerian suggests making it at home.
Is it still a treat to her after making it herself?

[Emerald Arts @ART_OF_EMERALDS]

@ahmedhalimah02 It's so sad now. The solution is learn how to make these treats or similar treats because it's more affordable that way and you can bond with the kids over it too. Although, there are times we just want to outsource and not lift a finger but times are changing 😩

[CKU @kizonero]

Did you pay back the previous loan you took from him, if any?!

[Tobe @kamaFever]

Two years ago, I was going through some financial difficulties and visited a friend to ask for a loan of ₦50,000. He told me he was broke and didn't have any money.

While we were talking, his girlfriend and her younger sister arrived. Immediately, he suggested we all go out to eat. At the restaurant, everyone ordered food, and the girlfriend and her sister even ordered takeaways. When we finished, the bill came to about ₦100,000, and he paid without hesitation.

As he was about to drop them off, his girlfriend asked for ₦45,000 to make her hair, and he instantly transferred the money.

When we got back to his place, I reminded him about the ₦50,000 I needed. He looked at me and said, "How can you be asking me for that kind of money after I've spent so much today? I already told you I don't have it."

I simply got up, left, and never went back.

[CKU @kizonero]

Apparently

[Zaddy of Benin @zaddyofbenin]

Dem don dey share the Engr title give fools now?

[CKU @kizonero]

You used this brain to pass NSE screening? 😳

[Arafat PMP® @oil_shaeikh]

The main reason why southerners frown at Mass wedding by some governors in the North is not because of any genuine concern but only that they feel it gives the north a population advantage over them.
How many percent of the Northern population stems from Mass wedding ? A very insignificant number.
Go deal with your problems and leave people to their own.
Population is never a disadvantage.

[CKU @kizonero]

For your mind

[remz @0000nd1111z]

@kizonero Next time you qualify to play in a European competition we can discuss, bye

[CKU @kizonero]

@0000nd1111z 50 years ago 😭. Yet Chelsea has won it multiple times afterwards. 1955 to date is how many years?! Now show me your European trophies.

[CKU @kizonero]

I understand. After over twenty years of waiting, you have the right to be intoxicated by the title. Who knows, it might be another 40 years before you get another.

[remz @0000nd1111z]

@kizonero Pain? Fam we’re EPL champions 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 you ppl are really delusional

[CKU @kizonero]

EPL nah 😁.
Oya how many European trophies do you have? Help me count.
Arsenal bottling company fans are very delusional. Only Chelsea’s UCL final appearances outnumber your total European finals in history.

[remz @0000nd1111z]

@kizonero You have what in numbers? Please go and banter with your fellow losers abeg, I can’t be arguing with fans of a middle table club

[CKU @kizonero]

No problem, at least we have it in numbers but you?! Not even the conference league you mock…. With all due respect to the “PGMOL EPL Champions”. Or is it gidigbo champions?

[remz @0000nd1111z]

@kizonero And next time you’re speaking to the EPL champions, add some respect to it, you will never smell it again

[CKU @kizonero]

@0000nd1111z 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
I can almost feel your pain, but I really can’t because I know what it feels like to win that trophy and sing that song.

[CKU @kizonero]

….You will never sing that.
Arsenal bottling company should come to Nigeria and compete with their mates - NBC and 7UP.

[remz @0000nd1111z]

@kizonero Next time you qualify to play in the UCL we can talk…. Or even Europa or Conference, for now, sit this one out bro 😅

[CKU @kizonero]

Champions of Europe….

[remz @0000nd1111z]

This clown’s club finished 10th, choke on those expired grapes, shamelessness and delusional all in one 🤣🤣🤣

[CKU @kizonero]

What was Arsenal famous for in the final against PSG? 😎

[Jelaruiz @obino65]

@kizonero I will respond by using stats the Chelsea team were better.
Chelsea 2004-2005 scored 72 goals and conceded 15goals all season long in the EPL
Arsenal 2025-2026 scored 71goals and conceded 27goals but we also remember that this @ChelseaFC team was famously know for parking the bus