UM I IIIIII

I smell like bath and bodyworks. ganyu needer but i skipped ganyu

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

@propertyofmjj @DeclanUK_ @inarisclit @jerry_guay @Raevon_92 @yasbougrine it because the summary of all these words is you are committing an unforgivable crime, period. i dont think judges in court will care about the correct definition either, so lets worry about this dude being a free man rather than english! thinkin’ that’s more important rn…

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

@propertyofmjj @DeclanUK_ @inarisclit @jerry_guay @Raevon_92 @yasbougrine i meannnn… why would you care so much about the correct and exact definition of something that is widely used as an umbrella term if you weren’t defending it? no one usually gets defensive about this shit. i know the difference but i dont correct anybody on++

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

CAEL

[ً @caelestislies]

i’m popping in to say hello 🤡

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

Pardon??

[★ @fkaskz]

if it itch it itch free him 😭

[Christopher @CCCircuit]

@onedlyricbot Yes, and I have hemorrhoids

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

@v6lgar oh wow

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

@__d4deezy @lele_hime @imjustinandrsn @bigmatchabread @D_E_Z_Z_ @IvoryTheJunior pretty sure they’re lightskin

[j*sh o’conn*r propagandist @SPLENDOR1999]

i'm about to become an 18th century man

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

abby my love

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for making a joke about my brother's affair at his wedding? https://t.co/fORCgOr3OM

[ᴀ.ᴊ. @bookkakes]

@AITA_online read this one earlier today and my fav comment is def the person who told op they shot themselves in the foot cause now they’ll have to one up this joke at bro’s 3rd wedding

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

@mygghost twinnies

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

say you’re a virgin without saying you’re a virgin

[Fizzie ²⁷ 🖤 @secure_fizzie]

@jaxajueny Gitchee Gitchee Goo? like COME AWN

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

what the fuck am i supposed to do bro 😭

[adam @shukran___]

wyd in this situation ?

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

SPEECHLESS

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

in the first five minutes of the movie they are staring at the clock and repeating summer 50 times in a row

[Disney @Disney]

No one does spring break quite like Sharpay. 😎 💅 Stream High School Musical 2 on @DisneyPlus.

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

@A0KITAN what song is this

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

y’all barely check the original tweet’s reply thread before getting angry. you’ll br damned a tiny little “previous edits” button like the hidden replies button will help anything.

[UM I IIIIII @kizupsy]

y’all don’t think about how bad it’s gonna be if we are able to edit tweets. do y’all fr think everybody’s gonna check the previous edits button on a viral tweet? 😭