Carl Spackler

Assistant Greenskeeper
I might have sent Alex Jones phone records to the plaintiff’s attorney.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

I am the greatest greens keeper in the country and I use Joe's sod and stuff

[Corey R. Lewandowski @CLewandowski_]

All great Americans in PA use Four Seasons Total Landscaping. They love this country and are American Patriots. Thank you!!

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@PittsburghSport They have success late in the game, throwing to D. Washington, and then remove him from the field for the next series and a half. Also, how does it take them 4 quarters to realize that he is actually on the team? "We have great TEs" was the mantra... great so throw them the ball!

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@donnac1188 @jayplemons @MattWalshBlog The story is about the American revolution you retard. Why would he expound upon slavery in other times or regions. Grow the fuck up you hyper fragile idiot.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@StudiosRemember Snow white

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@Rajatsoni @RealCornCannon It is not her fault that the program is near failure.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@Rajatsoni She paid into a system that is supposed to pay her benefits. She had no option to opt out of said system. If she had opted out and invested the money she put into SS it would provide far more than $38K a year at this point.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@PatQueenburgh “Loosing” “loose” jfc man those words don’t mean what you think they mean.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@oliverburdick David Copperfield making the Statue of Liberty disappear: 50 million witnesses.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@ASaunders_PGH Bengals

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@Alex_Kozora Defense just is not that good.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@OleTimeHardball No.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@OleTimeHardball Not even close

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@OleTimeHardball No

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@elonmusk How is the hyperloop coming in California? You are a fucking serial fabulist.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@_Gregsimon @Breaking911 I like making up terms too. Keep up the good work.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@Breaking911 I am sure this will come true 🤣🤣🤣😂😂https://t.co/wDBh4OqWFc

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@CarneyMedia 1973 numbers

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@BradfordT19 @SamaHoole He died when he was 32.

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@BiggestComeback Yes, Americans rarely eat two all beef patties with cheese. Highly unusual. You should trademark it. Might I suggest the name “Big Mac”?

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@AB84 How’s your new ankle jewelry?

[Carl Spackler @kj20192]

@Pirates247 Imagine falling for this shit every year.