kev.

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like if sprite wasn’t happy

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still can’t believe i’m explaining to people in their 20s the difference between arachnids and insects

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did i just buy a @zachlanebryan shirt for $50? absolutely

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me, techs, and the doctor always wear chacos and scrubs to work and we look cool af

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still thinking about in barbie when she says “i’m not a fascist. i don’t control the railways or the flow of commerce”

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it was a spoon of peanut butter

[paige @BonerWizard]

me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack

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some people have the intelligence of an ostrich and it shows

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i had someone email work today saying that they took a homeless guy’s dog and was asking for our advice on what to do

maybe don’t take people’s happiness? kindly told her she was a pos and that it was illegal :)

[LMAO CLIPS @thelmaoclips]

Animal rights group steal homeless man's puppy

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picking up golf when i get back from PR since i can’t stick with one hobby for more than 20 mins. we’ll see how long this lasts

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currently downing jack & cokes at 35k feet in the air listening to RKS

can it get any better?

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@poimenicx why are you so perfect for modeling tho

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@isaaa23_ this is gonna become a thread 😂

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@isaaa23_ ✅

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@isaaa23_ acceptable: :< ε|:B o.0

unacceptable: :V :D

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@isaaa23_ she’s learning 🥰

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@isaaa23_ excuse :)

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@isaaa23_ cant wait to be roommates for the rest of our lives :)

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@isaaa23_ i voted for the wrong one

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@isaaa23_ green 💚💚

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@isaaa23_ is ogkee :)