Thankful for a friend like @kjae_schriver for allowing me to be my weird self by playing along while I tried to walk up the stairs without bending my knees, and then helping me pick up the shards of glass of a cup I broke when I inevitably fell into the wall.
I spent my first night in Colorado in a hammock in some woods. All was fine until I heard a growl, and immediately thought I was gonna get mauled by a bear. I played dead, for who knows how long, until I realized the growl was a man snoring in a nearby tent. Crisis averted.