khale

shaking and crying rn

[khale @kjale69]

do not sit on ur phone while you piss cause how the fuck did it spray onto my screen SITTING DOWN

[khale @kjale69]

white people be like i’m
klarnaing my macbook screen

[khale @kjale69]

i should be getting fucked rn but instead im telling opal to unblock twitter so i fan tweet this shit

[bophie @sophiabophia47]

It’s 100 degrees, everything is AI, my fruit gives me diarrhea, the air is unbreathable, and weed is still illegal

[khale @kjale69]

god please take the boomers please god they’re ready

[khale @kjale69]

my mom is singing ai karen reed songs bar for bar

[khale @kjale69]

they gentrified my sex on the beach

[khale @kjale69]

how do i not manage to get banger after banger wtf do you people (tobin and steve) want from me

[khale @kjale69]

i used to be so good at the swings 😕 unfortunately i fell off

[khale @kjale69]

i’ve killed people in countries you cant even spell

[khale @kjale69]

just witnessed a beautiful latina emo get into a very heated public argument with her (now ex) boyfriend at the club which ended in him screaming on the floor begging her to not leave him. call that his-panic at the disco

[khale @kjale69]

god couldnt make me 6’7” cause he knew id be too powerful so he made me 67” instead

[cawper @cawper12]

@not_jjk_dckrdr white people never beating the “stabbing your parents” allegations

[khale @kjale69]

race-based “types” are so fucking weird!!!!!!!

[khale @kjale69]

STOP DOUBLE TEXTING ME I DOTN WANT YOU. YOU SEE ME ACTIVE BUT LEAVING YOU ON DELIVERED TAKE THE HINTTTTT

[khale @kjale69]

get OUT MY STORY LIKES I DONT WANT YOU

[khale @kjale69]

lil b if he was a fish would be the bass god

[khale @kjale69]

get OUT MY STORY LIKES I DONT WANT YOU

[khale @kjale69]

stop liking all my notes I Know You Want Me and i also know you dont know that fucking strokes song so fuck yaaaouuuuuu

[khale @kjale69]

tiny boy in a giant leather jacket. lol

[khale @kjale69]

alcoholic obama: let me drink beer

[khale @kjale69]

so funny we called it face time. hey let me get some face time with you