Congrats to my slime Rickie Fowler!!!!! I am and I been a huge fkn fan brudda!!!! I’m wearing orange for my slime on the 4th! I hope it pop!!! Get it?! 😂🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Nearly 200 MLB players were interviewed by @TheAthletic on which starting pitcher they'd like to start Game 7 of the World Series. Their answers?
1. Jacob deGrom
2. Max Scherzer https://t.co/L6e1BiWeWn
Yankees fans thought that because their team was playing at a truly unsustainable streak Aaron Boone became a good manager. And then he pinch hit Joey “I strike out more than anyone alive” Gallo to face Edwin “i strike EVERY PERSON OUT” Diaz. Now everyone remembers. Whoops 🤷♀️
Here's the playbook over the next few weeks
* Stocks shit the bed
* Bonds rip
* Half the rate hikes get priced out
* Gold rips
* Oil corrects hard
After that, buy stocks with veins popping out of your neck