Kyle Gregory

“So I've started out for God knows where I guess I'll know when I get there”- Tom Petty

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

@SCDOTMidlands Left lane still closed. Any update on when traffic will start to move?

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

So, any of you who are listening to T-Swifts current version of “Love Story”, and “not” getting just a little weepy with nostalgia, quit lying to yourself and feel your feelings.

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

Anytime somebody offers me an “informed opinion”

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

Imagine, being at a point in time, where if you wanted to move, you had two options, stay here, or get on this wind-powered boat, not even sure where it’s going, and you hate your life so much that you’re like “yeah let’s go.”

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Had a mid-morning stir in my sleep, realized it was Saturday, and from pure excitement, couldn’t fall back asleep. I am a child. #saturdaysforever

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

@RiggsBarstool Which Ball did everybody end up with TP5 or TP5x

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

Oxford comma forever. Yesterday, today, and the next day.

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

@TaylorMadeGolf making @FrankieBorrelli look like an asshat for mentioning that he didn’t have his brand new sticks in the pod.

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

@mikala11nicole A moderate amount

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I get that there are far bigger issues in the world, but... is anybody else tired of seeing Sale ads for 30-50% off, with the add showing THE thing that you want and then you find out, that the item is roughly $.50-$10 less of it’s normal price? Borderline false advertising?

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

Hey @peacockTV you took out a that’s what she said joke in beach games. Why are you taking out these little gems??

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

Hey @peacockTV the last two lines in the exchange below from “A Benihana Christmas” Season 3 Episode 10, were edited out on your streaming service and I wanted you to know that we noticed. - Your Viewers

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

Ray Bans aren’t that cool. I was hacked apologies everyone.

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 only today! https://t.co/CmvsFat6h7

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

The older I get, the more I consider Ron Swanson a great man and influence. #bringbackthestache

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

Last night I watched “Brink” on Disney+ and I’m currently chilling in a public library in a small town. I’m literally 8 years old again.

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

About to walk into Trader Joe’s with a coffee from Race Trac. I can only imagine the scrutiny I’m about to be under.

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

Just saw a grown woman literally tell a kid to get in line. The bathroom is the great equalizer.

[Kyle Gregory @kjgregory7]

So, my trainer gave me some tips on my nutrition. He said the meals should be a balance between carbs, protein, and fat. Then he said 5 small meals were better than 3 big meals. So... I bought a pizza and just eat two slices every two hours, and I gotta say I. Feel. Great.