Keith Mefford

crazy uncle. H-town beer & sports nut.

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@SportsMT @SportsTalk790 Sounds marconi worthy

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@JohnsonCra85361 @2RawTooReal Sorry if I offended you Craig. Perhaps I just haven’t seen her endorse him yet. What did I say she said that you say she never said!? All I said that she said is that is Paxton is a pos!

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@ProspectSpencer Hahaha. Well done!

[Saint Arnold Brewing Company @SaintArnold]

The people have spoken.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Muse is gonna automate away all the mundane tasks of life so we can devote more time to most important things in life: watching short form video content on our phones

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@superachejigsaw @MikeDro_ Don’t forget French toast’s worthless ass

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@BackAftaThis How else would we trade on broadcaster accuracy on kalshi?

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

I’ve been paying for car insurance for years and haven’t had to use it. Does that make me a fraudster?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Assistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald: "Apparently 35% of people have never even used their Obamacare account for any health services. That is a statistical impossibility and it's because these are not real people seeking real care. These are fraudsters."

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@SethAbramson Honestly surprised he didn’t rename it American Intelligence

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

No Vesuvius relief tour date in Pompeii? Wonder why?

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

No tour date in Palestine?

Wonder why?

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@RyanLostinTX Taping and floating is the worst even if you get to wear stilts!

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

I was assured on CNN tonight that the Strait of Hormuz is closed and no oil is flowing 🤷

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

Tightie whities or tidy whiteys?

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@DrJillStein Kool story bro. Oh yeah!

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@stephen_richer Why compare to data from a single year 69 years ago instead of showing water usage trends over recent years? Seems like that would be more relevant.

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@sliccardo @atrupar Unfortunately he’s still talking. Fortunately no one can listen.

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@SportsMT Real cool! And in a few years this will be mocked/revered like pong

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@heyyyscott @maybef4n If it’s bear or Astros, I’d choose bear! 😂

[Keith Mefford @kjmeff]

@SethAbramson Guessing he’ll change his tune when he realizes he can sell his followers robot insurance https://t.co/rpuaSmhSub