Professor_Kjølzen

Not A Wall Facer. Robiotics, math, physics, levitation, gameplay, ancient arts, products from the future, cryptography, untold and undefined realities.

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

The night is wrong.

The rain doesn’t fall.
It *bleeds* from the sky, as if the heavens themselves are terrified of what’s coming.

From the blackest corner of the fog rises **Leviathan** — the **Kjolz Auto Zephyr**.

Silver-gray flesh stretched so taut it looks ready to tear itself open.
Low enough to drink the fear from the pavement.
Vents gaping wide, inhaling the night like lungs tasting panic.
Rims turning in slow, deliberate circles — already circling the soul of anyone foolish enough to stand in its path.
Then the exhausts rip apart and blue plasma lightning explodes outward — not exhaust, not fire, but the raw, electric rage of a god that was chained too long and has finally broken free.

This is no car.
This is the end of safety.

Inside roars the **RevVoltBlock** — a hybrid heart we ripped from the void and gave form.
Electric torque strikes like the first thunderclap of judgment, before your foot even remembers it should move.
Then the mechanical lungs open and the growl erupts — deeper than bone, older than fear, the sound of mountains being told to kneel.
It does not accelerate.
It *devours* distance.
It *punishes* hesitation.

The suspension hunts corners the way Leviathan hunts the abyss — clamps down with merciless grip, claws the earth until it screams, then releases and lets the tires wail in unholy joy when you beg for sin.
Every command you give, it returns multiplied.
It remembers the tremor in your grip.
It tastes the sweat on your palms.
It feeds on your doubt and spits back dominance.

This is the heir Il Tempo Gigante never lived to see — the earth-shaking, homebuilt god from *Flåklypa Grand Prix* that still silences Norwegian souls every Christmas Eve, now grown monstrous, crowned with awards, and come to collect what the world owes it.

Leviathan is not arriving.
It is *returning*.

We summon it now.

**The ritual, no mercy:**

- **Prints live end of this week**
Signed canvas / metal editions of these renders & pencil studies
100% feeds the awakening → https://t.co/sPKFOJqQJL (global shipping)

- **GTA 6** integration**
$500k carves high-fidelity 3D assets & physics → drive the Leviathan yourself in Leonida, blue plasma trailing burnouts, cops chasing divine fury

- **Kickstarter** opens January 2026
$5M goal → first running prototype (RevVoltBlock, fully plated carbon body, suspension that hunts & devours)

Leviathan waits in the rain.
The sky is crying and silenced.

Drop ⚡ if you’re brave enough to help wake the beast.

#KjolzAuto #Zephyr #Leviathan #RevVoltBlock #IlTempoGigante #GTA6 #TheBeastIsHere #Award #Winning #Design #Hypercar #Car #Norwegian #Innovasjonnorge
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[Market Rebellion @RebellioMarket]

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save this and watch it without distraction.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

What the actual fuckkkk?

Bitcoin is up +22% and pumped $14,000 in the last 4 days, liquidating $4 billion in shorts, the largest ever in crypto history.

All this happened with 0 news or catalyst.

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

@gabodee @Polymarket Or just let it tank for a few weeks, then flash crash even more. Then max scoop

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

The PS Vita Reborn: Why Sony Abandoned This Idea—And Why We’re Bringing It Back in 2026 https://t.co/kodoW3i14u

[Leo @leoxbtt]

Bro… el ingeniero que CREÓ Claude Code soltó un video de 28 minutos y me voló la cabeza

Olvídate de los prompts genéricos que todo el mundo copia y pega

Este tipo te enseña exactamente cómo sacar el 300% de Claude: archivos CLAUDE.md, memoria permanente, sesiones paralelas y trucos de prompting que nadie te cuenta

Pagué cursos de 300 dólares que no llegan ni a la mitad de lo que él explica en los primeros 10 minutos

Y lo mejor: es gratis

No importa si estás empezando o si ya programas todo el día…

después de ver esto vas a usar la IA de una forma que ni sabías que existía

Guárdalo. Vas a volver mil veces 🔖

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

Rumor has it, if anyone actually touches the ball without falling over and rolling five times, they get immediately disqualified for ruining the performance!

​Let the diving competition begin! 🏊‍♂️⚽️

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

Welcome to the ultimate showdown: England vs. Argentina! Forget a football pitch—this match is being held at the world's most luxurious Olympic swimming pool.

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

The VAR team isn't even looking for offsides anymore; they are strictly handing out style points for the best mid-air twists and dramatic splashes.

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

Rumor has it, if anyone actually touches the ball without falling over and rolling five times, they get immediately disqualified for ruining the performance!

​Let the diving competition begin! 🏊‍♂️⚽️

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

The VAR team isn't even looking for offsides anymore; they are strictly handing out style points for the best mid-air twists and dramatic splashes.

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

🚨 BREAKING:

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP’S SON, ERIC TRUMP, ONCE SAID:

“I THINK BITCOIN WILL SURPASS $1,000,000.”

HIS COMPANY OWNS 8,000 $BTC WORTH OVER $520 MILLION

HE DEFINITELY KNOWS SOMETHING!!

[0xNobler @CryptoNobler]

🚨 WARNING: SOMETHING JUST BROKE IN JAPAN!!

🇯🇵 JAPAN'S BOND MARKET JUST WENT PARABOLIC, HITTING THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN 40+ YEARS.

LAST TIME JAPANESE BONDS SURGED THIS FAST, GLOBAL MARKETS DUMPED 15-20%.

THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD...

[Bitcoin Hopium @BitcoinHopium]

#BREAKING 🚨 BOOOOM 💥💥

RUSSIA ACCUSES THE U.S. OF USING CRYPTO TO ERASE A WHOPPING $35T DEBT! Putin’s adviser Kobyakov claims they’ll shove that debt into STABLECOINS, DEVALUE it, and RESET the entire system.

THE CRYPTO GAME JUST GOT REAL! 🔥🚀

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

@spiritualwibe Yes

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Billionaires salary in minutes

[BITCOINLFG® @bitcoinlfgo]

BIGGGG💥

🇺🇸 TRUMP: “CRYPTO IS A BIG DEAL.”

“ANYTHING WE DO, I WANT TO BE #1 IN. AND WE’RE #1 IN CRYPTO.”

[Professor_Kjølzen @kjolzen]

@qualsignal Amen