Kendra Beitzel

show me someone who's satisfied and I'll show you a failure.

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

My brain feels busted.

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

The only thing getting me through studying for this exam is how pretty my notes look. If only I could remember what I write ✨

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

Wordle 307 1/6

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Humble brag

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

@CHEEBS_25 Omg Tyler Bee!!!!!!!! Thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

And on this day the Fab Five transformed to blue texts instead of green and all was right. It. Was. Good.

[Cefazolin @EmpiricGame]

working on some unhelpful tables for antibiotics.

[Sara with a PharmD @SarasCrazyLife]

It’s only mansplaining if it comes from the Misogynne region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling douchebaggery

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

I’m excited for the pharmacology chapter in micro but I can already feel the disappointment that it won’t be what I really want lol

[Savannah (she/her) @rx0rcist]

A pharmacist in Texas rightfully refused to fill this quack doc’s rx for ivermectin so she responded by posting the pharmacist’s name and work info to her 83k followers & the pharmacist is now getting nonstop threatening phone calls. #TwitteRx

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

@crassjerkneck ????

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

I really would like a three hour nap to fit into a twenty minute window

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

@CatDocMD @jtrebach HAHAHA ugh this is perfect

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

Imagine how fast the laundry would get folded if I would stop taking breaks to complain about how long it takes

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

@crassjerkneck To assume they’re working would be to assume he can remember to take them 😅

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

@crassjerkneck Man, Tahitian treat 🤤🤤

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

@MersingerPharmD I think you should just do it!!

[Kendra Beitzel @kjoyb]

“Mom I don’t know what my heart is doing. I think it’s having a party”

😂 he’s okay - we evaluated before we tweeted

[Adam @KoenigAdam]

Conservatives: “I don’t have to prove that I’m vaccinated! That’s my personal information! HIPAA!”

Also conservatives: “Healthcare workers must report if their patients are seeking gender affirming care so that we can send state services to investigate and arrest their parents.”

[Amber Briggle (she/they) @mrsbriggle]

to parents of trans kids across the country, if i can recommend one thing to work on today (besides hugging your babies harder than ever) it's to start building a "safe folder"