Kristin Swartz-Schult

Physics BS degree-holder from Purdue Northwest. Aspiring data scientist. Begrudging cat lady.

[Jonny Schult @JonnySchult]

@JasminKParis
finished the #BM100 having used 99.95416% of the 60hrs available. The sub 2 hour marathon by Kipchoge is the last time I can remember being that riveted and inspired in the final seconds of a race. He used 99.7472% of the 2 hours available. #heroes

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

@sjcowan That is amazing!!

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

@nateloucks Though our first winter in Milwaukee, we hung on through the 50’s, only to awake to our house in the 40’s, relent and flip on the heat, and then realize the heater wasn’t working. 😱

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

@nateloucks @JonnySchult and I traditionally wait until it’s under 60 in the house.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

If you're unhappy with your job, just put a Python sticker on your Macbook Pro, flip one of your monitors vertically, start drinking Diet Coke in every meeting, and take up rock climbing.

The CEO will just assume you're a principal engineer and you'll get a $200,000 raise.

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

@Apple forces you to fully buy into their ecosystem of suffer. It’s frustrating to experience, as an Apple user or otherwise, and flies in the face of technological advancement and ideals.

[Android @Android]

You’ve got better things to do than worry if that message went through. Help Apple #GetTheMessage

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Great—my horse has worms and the pharmacy is out of everything except COVID vaccines.

[Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay]

Remember to take a break from watching election coverage on TV by checking for election updates on your phone.

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

I played my first game of pick up basketball today since high school, I'm sure. I thought I was going to die. But it was more fun than playing in high school when you only play with half your brain, the other half worrying about impressing the boys.

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

Something is wrong with me. I was listening on NPR today as they discussed current advancement in forged video and audio clips. The host said, "The lines between fiction and reality are becoming more and more blurred." I smiled braodly thinking, "The distopian future is at hand!"

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

Sign up for Airbnb and get $40 off your first adventure. Here’s my invitation link: https://t.co/fHqblEZE8k

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

I just wrote a review on Organic Haitian Blue Coffee - Direct Trade https://t.co/H43LqLFJ7G via @yotpo

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

I just wrote a review on Dark Brazil Nossa Senhora de Fatima Coffee - FTO https://t.co/pM94nDlFJ0 via @yotpo

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

@ScottJCowan

[Eugene Cho @EugeneCho]

About 3M refugees have entered the USA since 1980. Since then, how many Americans have been killed by a terrorist attack by refugees?

ZERO.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

There can be no true peace if everyone claims always and exclusively his or her own rights, without caring for the good of others.

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

@MiroslavVolf Carrie Fisher worked to de-stigmatize mental health issues. To call this "sad" is to further the stigma.

[Kristin Swartz-Schult @kjschwartzle]

Remember, no person is a failure who has friends. #itsawonderfullife