Joan Callamezzo

living my best 🏳️‍🌈 life.

[Joan Callamezzo @kjstevens44]

May not be medicated but I know im mentally ill because I genuinely just considered buying a smaller phone to fit the second pic as my background like help

[BEYONCÉ LEGION @BeyLegion]

COWBOY CARTER. 🐎

[Joan Callamezzo @kjstevens44]

See you soon @ChappellRoan 🪩🩷

[erin @carscnsgill]

happy pride month

[that b*tch jigglypuff @OneAngryRainbow]

Gay people will be like “she saved my life” and it’s Joan Callamezzo from Parks and Rec.

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Me: I hate country music

Beyoncé: *drops two country songs*

Me:

[Joan Callamezzo @kjstevens44]

Im sorry to the swifties but this look is giving late 2000’s sophomore homecoming like babe you are a BILLIONAIRE

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

…READY FOR IT? While accepting an award at the #GRAMMYs, Taylor Swift announced her new album, 'Tortured Poets Department.’

🏆 https://t.co/E8VHyJwWLe

[brie. (hyperbolically) @briebxrries]

this video of barry keeps popping up on my tl and every time i see it i just think of this perfect line delivery from andre braugher

[Joan Callamezzo @kjstevens44]

Turned 31 this year but still didn’t feel the crushing reality of aging until this moment

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

remember when someone dragged beyoncé for posting cupcakes RIGHT AFTER she dropped self-titled, LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

[Joan Callamezzo @kjstevens44]

What I love about me is that 9 times out of 10 no matter how drunk I get I take my full face of makeup off before bed and I think thats a really important skillset to have in your 30s

[Joan Callamezzo @kjstevens44]

Beyonce and Adele all in one month I knew 30 was my year 🖤🖤🖤

[Joan Callamezzo @kjstevens44]

My love language

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Call me when the bad bitches show up.

[Sugar Pusher 🍭🧚🏻🎸 @HGWelp]

It's her day now

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I say I have that dog in me, this is what I mean

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

this is just what being 17 and gay is like

[dan @vectorquantity_]

SAY NO MORE