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i’m a lamborghini, i’m a hollywood star

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Getting a gas bill under $200 in this economy?? Better than winning the lottery

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Saw a gardening company today called B.Whitney Gardening and told my boyfriend they should have called it B.Whitney Shears and he’s still mad at me hours later

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My favourite brand of human interaction is when the drive thru worker and I both close our windows when the transaction is done but I can’t move my car forward yet

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Paramount+ knows they’re only good for Yellowjackets and you know what, I respect that

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These fucking assholes

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shauna and jeff forever

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May we all approach this weekend with the same excitement my child had when she learned a new “trick” on her bike

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Ok but how do we know that Jesus being resurrected wasn’t some Christian bale prestige type bullshit and he just had a twin the whole time

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Literally any time her dad leaves the house

[CANDIACE @TherealCANDIACE]

Ariana is a vibe. She’s such a calm and stable force but will give it to you if you earn it lollll. I enjoy her on this show! It really makes me want to burn everything down for her even more, because who cheats on a bad bitch? (a raggady man, that’s who) #VanderpumpRules

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I know Scheana is thrilled at the photo TMZ chose of her vs the photo they used of Rachel #PumpRules

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James Kennedy getting ready to film his confessionals today #pumprules

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but why were they called the spice girls if only one of them is a spice

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sad to report I’ve reached this stage in my parenting

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never trust a bitch with this haircut in a Christmas movie

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The real villain of the home alone movies is uncle frank

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As if a dying child doesn’t have enough to be afraid of

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why are all the adults in Elf so disbelieving that elves and santa exist like where tf else do they think all the kids presents come from

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

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@aishablue_ @instagram Not the scammers flooding the replies 💀