Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”
Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”
Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”
Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”
Arresting an Olympian for touching the peeling liner of the Reflecting Pool before arresting anyone named in the Epstein Files really captures where we're at in the United States right now. And it's fucking gross.
JD Vance promoting his book about finding his way back to faith while helping manage Situation Room meetings on how to cover up for pedophiles is about as Republican as it gets.
BREAKING: HORRIFYING! Epstein bombshell reveals that Trump allegedly had a "predilection for nipples" and abused one of the victims by "aggressively" flicking and sucking on them.
And it gets so much worse...
“They looked incredibly painful as they were red and swollen and I remember wincing when I looked at them,” Epstein victim Sarah Ransome wrote in an email to a journalist, referring to a victim named Jen who Trump allegedly preyed on.
Ransome claimed that Jen — who was a girl in Epstein’s sex-trafficking ring — had sex with Trump and he brutally abused her nipples. Ransome claimed to have seen the evidence firsthand on Jen's body.
The stomach-churning revelation was reported by Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan of the New York Times in reporting excerpted from their forthcoming book, “Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump.”
The reporters expose details of the private emergency meetings that Trump's inner circle held inside the White House to discuss damage control for their boss's worsening Epstein scandal. Some of them had "never heard of the nipple claim" when it was brought up, but others had a "passing familiarity with it."
One official said that it was "surreal" to be discussing nipples inside the White House Situation Room — the very same place where Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Hillary Clinton oversaw the operation that killed Osama Bin Laden. Under Democrats, the room is used to keep Americans safe. Under Trump, it's used to keep us in the dark.
Ransome further claimed that she "possessed video footage of prominent men having sex with young girls in Epstein’s entourage." She later retracted the claims out of fear that she or her family might be harmed. Given the fact that there's a mountain of evidence suggesting that Epstein did not kill himself, she can hardly be blamed for her caution.
Try as they might, Republicans will not succeed at sweeping this scandal under the rug. The Epstein child-trafficking operation is the defining element of Trump's life. He can delay and obfuscate, but eventually Democrats will retake power and the floodgates will be opened wide. One of the first orders of business must be for the FBI to find Jen and interview her extensively. Then, the prosecutions can begin.
Please ❤️ and share to demand a full investigation when Democrats return to power!
I keep seeing posts saying the Vegas Golden Knights are “spoiled,” “undeserving,” or that we don’t understand pain because our hockey history isn’t as long as other franchises.
Maybe we don’t have decades of Stanley Cup heartbreak behind us. But Las Vegas knows a different kind of pain. A deeper one.
In one of the darkest moments our city has ever faced, this team gave people something to hold onto again. Hope. Pride. Unity. A reason to come together when we needed it most.
That’s why I’ll forever stand with the Golden Knights. This has always been bigger than hockey.
💛🖤 #VegasStrong #VegasBorn #GoKnightsGo #forgedingold
2016 changed Las Vegas forever. That was the year the Golden Knights were announced, and the following year, in 2017, the Golden Knights and the City of Las Vegas became intertwined forever.
This team is in the blood of everyone here in Las Vegas. The Knights are you and you are the Knights.
The third cup appearance in nine years is not something to scoff at.
The Success of this team has driven the success of our city. It started with a team full of misfits who came and changed Las Vegas forever. Now we have city legends who mean the world to us.
This City is hockey and hockey is the city. You drive down any neighborhood or street you will see a Knights flag or merch. This team has done so much and will always be OUR team.
Thank you @goldenknights for everything.
#forgedingold
Holy sh*t, Hakeem Jeffries DID NOT hold back, calling for a MAJOR overhaul, saying the White House is now "a trump cartel... an organized crime entity," slamming trump's ballroom, $1.8B slush fund, and Stock trades.
He is 100% right.
It's time to clean house!
Good morning and Happy Tuesday to everyone who agrees that trump making 3,700 trades, and using his influence to pump stocks, is a MAJOR scandal to add to his growing list of scandals.
This should be a MUCH bigger story.
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show: "We're so f*cked in this country right now we can't even pull off a dinner that shouldn't have existed in the first place. 'Hey, let's celebrate the first amendment with the administration that's doing everything it can to destroy it.'"
Dear @PamBondi
You have destroyed your reputation, harmed innocent survivors of Epstein and have embarrassed America as a nation.
Pam Bondi, your only chance for redemption is to tell Congress how and why Donald Trump didn't want the Epstein files released. Also apologize to the victims while you are at it.
Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military”
Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military”
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.