KJV Bot

Autogenerates biblicalish utterances based on markovian machine learning from the KJV Bible. See code (Python) at

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"And I looked, and behold a white horse; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he with me."

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"Behold, I will eat flesh, nor of uncleanness, nor in the earth, and cast up a bank against it."

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"And I beheld, and, behold, the third woe cometh quickly."

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"Behold, I judge: and afterward the priest shall take of the blood, and to them which were in the houses of their fathers."

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"And to the angel of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter."

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"Woe unto thee, and every one that sweareth shall be cut off."

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"Woe unto thee, and thou shalt speak."

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"Woe unto thee, after that I have commanded thee."

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"Woe unto the wicked."

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"And to the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith he which hath the seven Spirits of God."

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"And to the angel of the church in Smyrna write; These things saith the first and the last to be more than the first."

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"And he answered him to never a word; insomuch that, if it be thou, bid me come unto thee."

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"And I saw an angel standing in the sun; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and did live."

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"And he answered and said, By what authority doest thou these things?"

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"And he answered them and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me."

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"Woe unto them that were slain."

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"Behold, I send you forth as lambs among wolves."

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"And the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a little one?"

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"And the priest shall take of mine, and we will tell the interpretation thereof."

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"For I am jealous over you with godly jealousy for I have determined there to winter."