Kyle Kamerbeek

Somebody once asked me to describe myself in one word. Clear choice: dangersexy.

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

I still don't eat watermelon seeds due to that one Rugrats episode where they go inside Chuckie's stomach.

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

My fiancee: you're like Algernon before and after.

Me: uhhhh

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

Should I start an SEC chant?

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

Always rep your team because you never know if you're gonna run into a rival fan even if it's at a resort in Maine 1,100 miles away from home.

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

The Sinnerman needle drop in Tuner?

Chef's kiss.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

The world changed that day.

[Houstorian @Houstorian]

Today in 2004, Mike Jones releases "Still Tippin" featuring Slim Thug and Paul Wall.

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

American soccer culture is a guy wearing a Tottenham shirt sadly walking around the farmer’s market

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

I was counselor at camp and during skit night, one kid stood on the side and did sign language the whole time. The next day, I asked him where he learned to sign and he said, 'I don't. I made it up because I wanted to be in the skit."

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

Guys don't want much. They just want to go back and dothe Warthog run from Halo 3 for the first time again.

[Billie @Billie_T]

You have to hand it to spurs for somehow finding new levels to embarrass an already rock bottom fanbase

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

every time another actor’s name enters the HEAT 2 discussion

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

@DaveLezotte Big if true.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Below Brighton and Bournemouth in the premier league. Above Real Madrid and Barcelona in the Champions League. Tottenham Hotspur ladies and gentlemen

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

Waiting for my chicken bake in the Costco food court standing there like Ashton Jeanty among people with 14 cantaloupe.

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

Rest in peace DMX. #NeverForget

[Jum @JesterJum]

You met a man on the Oregon Trail.

His name is Terry.

You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!"

Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

[TORO 🐃 @TexansTORO1]

its saturday at 3:30…

[Kyle Kamerbeek @kkamerbeek]

If I'm in a hotel room, we're seeing how low the temperature can get. I'm not paying the bill and I wanna see my breath.