Me : doc I think I have testicular torsion
Doctor : that is NOT possible you are a female
Me : please check my balls doctor
Doctor : *turns to you, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a "man doctor" while you were reading this?
“This reads like AI-”
No, sir, AI was trained on how I write. I grew up in the trenches of Tumblr, AO3, Wattpad, and fanfictionnet You can’t pry my rule of three from my cold, human hands.
We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough